- Genderbend (lazy once more)
*The squad is over at Aries's house*
Sagittarius: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Aries: ... N-No...
Aries, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Aquarius, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Scorpio: I see a-
Aries, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Scorpio: Oh, well I-
Aries: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Aries, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Gemini: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Sagittarius: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Aries: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Aries: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Aries, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Aries: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Cancer, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Virgo:
Gemini: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Virgo:
Aries, fricking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac quotes and memes 2
MizahBasically part 2 of the quote and memes book. But there is a small twist hehe... Enjoy! By the way, I don't own any of the memes or quotes. They all belong to their respective owner.
