What you described is suicide | Male Reader x Hero/Villain Harem

Issue 1: Welcome to Curtin City

The villain will always be the villain if the hero tells the story. While it is an amazing quote, it has nothing to do with Uchihas in general. Yet, here I was in a place that was the beginning of everything.

Curtin City, a gold mine not just for visitors or its inhabitants, but the heroes who spent every waking moment flashing their presence to the world.

"We're in hot pursuit of the suspects that fled from Memory Bank. They're in a white van speeding down Roseberry Rd!"

"Damn this guy won't quit. Jerry, I'mma need you to step it up! Bullets won't hold him forever!"

"You think it's easy to get away in a van that screams "I got candy kids, I'm totally not a pedophile?" No, it's not moron! I'll work my magic when I can!"

"... Well damn. You didn't have to be so mean about it."

"Just make sure the heroes aren't after us either. We're screwed if someone like QuickTrip is on our tail."

"What a dumbass name, but fine. I'll check to see." He stuck his head out the window.

"What's it look like out there?"

"There's more squad cars, but I don't see any her- FUUuuu..."

"..." He turned to see his partner in crime yanked from the window as a red blur stole him from the vehicle.

Jerry started panicking, constantly checking around him to make sure he didn't get captured the same way the other guy did as he grabbed his gun.

"Just a bit farther to the rendezvous, and I'll be home free."

"Really?! Do you mind inviting me? I'll make it a quick trip, promise!"

"AAAAHHH!!"

Shot after shot escaped the vehicle, the gunman shooting at a red blur as he began to drive crazily on the road. He swerved to steer himself, trying to avoid a collision with anyone. Jerry began checking his mirrors, trying to see if he could find this presence that left him alarmed.

"Where is he?! Where is he?!"

"You know, a bagel would go great with this high-speed chase."

Jerry turned and "aimed" his pistol. By that it means he was punched in the face and hit the window before his arm could get up halfway. Suddenly, the man found himself grabbed by the neck and dragged out of the car at blinding speeds while releasing a girlish scream. Once he was done seeing spirals, the suspect found himself dropped next to his partner who was taken moments earlier.

"Here you go boys. I still have a car to stop." The speedster dropped the man for the police before taking off.

"... Yo Jerry?"

"What Rico?"

"I think this was the fastest we've ever been caught."

"... Bro, can you shut the fu-"

(Meanwhile, at some coffee shop)

"I'm Ronald Clover, coming to you live with our nightly coverage. Tonight's coverage? The sudden disappearance of Dawnville City. At approximately twelve-nineteen, the town of Dawnville was suddenly erased from the United States as we know it. From live footage capturing the event in detail, the user by the name of "Dinkleberg's Second Hater," happened to be live streaming at the time the incident took place."

My eyes were glued to the screen, not having blinked as I watched the entire thing once more. The disappearance of Dawnville City, now know by the name "The Erasure of Dawn."

"Yo chat, I know y'all see that red dot in the sky. I'm not tripping."

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