DARK DECEPTION ONESHOTS (REMASTERED!!)

More Jolly and Emma shit

(These two are all i can think of, lord save my soul)

(fair warning but this contains oc x canon!)

yet another day in joy joy land, the wind blowing harshly as rain poured onto the grounds, Jolly sits by her window in the castle, her eyes watching the raindrops pouring onto the window as a strike of thunder could be heard causing the orange furred cat jumping a little, she hated thunderstorms, it scared her but she trys to brush it off, she gently gets up, stretching out, she yawns then walks out her door, going down to the kitchen seeing what her beloved porkchop was making for dinner, once she reaches the kitchen floor, her nose twitches to the smell of wine and ribs, she sighs in content, walking to wherever hangry was, once she got to the kitchen she saw hangry, getting out plates, forks and knifes, all that fancy shit, the clones were helping him too, since there was gonna be a party at the luxury mansion for a celebration after Doug wussy pussy finally died...

God Jolly hated him, last time she encountered him he electrocuted her and damaged her tail and eyes, Jolly still has the bandage wrapped around her tail from that day since, her eyes were fine though, 

Jolly then finally brings the courage up to speak, she walks over to him, standing beside him "Hey hangry..." She greets him as the pig looks at her and smiles then looks back towards what he was currently doing "Hey Jolls..." He snorts, 

"Do you uh.. Need help..?" She asks, her tail swaying side to side a little bit, the pig looks at her, the both of them making a quick slight of eye contact before breaking apart. "Uh.. Yeah.. I guess.. Could you get ur clones to carry these out front...? I think.. Malak or someone should be here any minute to drop these off to the mansion..." he points towards silverware that were placed in bags, Jolly nods, and with a snap of her finger, her clones were there, picking up the silverware and heading out the castle, the pig looked at her, "thanks" He smiles. Jolly nods, 

then jolly walks back towards her room, the party wasn't in like. 3 hours? But it was best to get ready, she walks towards her wardrobe and takes out a nice tie, completely clean, unlike the last one she was wearing.. It had blood stains on it. she puts it on, then adjusts her tie, she then grabs a comb then brushes her fur, her ears twitching as she does so, once she was finished she grabs an umbrella, ready to head outside, 

once she was out, she pulls out her umbrella and uses it to sheild her from the rain, walking over to the portal, Jolly remembers when the others and her caught Doug just about here, beating him up felt like heaven to her, she misses that feeling but ohhhh sweet satan once another mortal comes around she'll be having loads of fun with them... 

Jolly walks into the portal, then just like that, she was at the manor, Jolly really didn't know how that worked, it just does, she looks around. Jolly was outside the manor now, seeing a couple of cubs run around, yep the others were here.. as well as some of her clones, who were walking back to the portal after delivering the silverware, she walks into the manor, seeing almost everyone here... Hangry was with his clones cooking the food, penny was with the reaper nurses chit chatting, mama bear was chasing half of her cubs, murder monkeys were playing with Agatha, malak was talking with some of the clowns.. the duck just chilling anddddddd.... Emma and Lucky weren't here, 

"a boy welcome back to another episode of- where could Lucky and Emma be.." Jolly sighs looking around, she knew exactly what they were doing, this isn't new they do it all the time... 

whatever, she shouldn't care, it's none of her business, she then goes to the bathroom, going to go think about stuff, and atleast try to clean her fur, she had blood stains all over herself, she walks into the bathroom, turning on the water, and washing her fur, she then notices.. Clothes on the floor..? Emma's clothes.. her eyes wander to the very last stall, seeing Emma and Luckys legs, yep they were doing the hokey pokey, 

"shit uh," Jolly spoke up, "Jolls can you just leave the fucking bathroom? I got a nut to use y'know." Lucky says as Jolly quickly gets out, letting them finish their business.

Jolly then walks out the manor, sitting on the porch she managed to grab some vodka on her way out.. Oh boy time to drink some problems away, she opens the bottle then chugs it down, the drink hitting the back of her robotic throat, she groans and puts the bottle down, already feeling the affects, she then grabs a pack of cigarette and starts smoking.. 

then she reaches down and grabs something, it was catnip, why the shit does she have it? who knows, She then opens the small packet and proceeds to pour it down her throat, once she was finished she blinks, her vision getting blury, yep she's completely high as fuck, "Ohohohoho..~" she giggles, 

she then feels a light tap on her shoulder, "Um Jolly...?" Emma's voice could be heard, Jolly looks up to her, "O-oh *hiccup* h-hi.. *hiccup* Emms..." Jolly laughs, 

Emma looks down beside Jolly seeing a bottle of empty vodka and ciggarettes, as well as an empty bag of catnip, Emma looks a little shocked, "Jolly malak said not to drink any type of alchohol at this party...!" Emma whispers as she kicks the bottle into the bush to hide the evidance, "H-hey I wasn't d- *hiccup* do-done t-that..." She says trying to reach for it only to fall down, passing out in the meantime, 

"shit..." emma mumbles looking around nervously then quickly picks up Jollys sleeping body, throwing her over her shoulder, 

"Uh Malak I'll be right back I just got to um.. Drop Jolly off...!" Emma calls out to malak as the others take notice of Jollys drunken form, Malak was to busy to notice however, 

Emma slowly starts to walk with Jolly on her shoulder, peacefully sleeping, she was slightly snoring which annoyed Emma a little, but hey, atleast she was asleep, 

Emma steps into the portal and just like that, she was at joy joy land, simple, she walks in the castle, taking the elevator into a certain floor, which had the joy joy gangs members rooms in there, Emma walks into Jollys room, then places her on the matress on the floor which Jolly uses for a bed, Emma then grabbed a blanket from Jollys shelf and places it over her, patting her head in the meantime, Emma sigh's, maybe it was best not to clap with a sadistic rabbit in the middle of a party...

(the end)

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Emma and Jolly are fun to write with teehee, hope you enjoyed this Ems :3