The pope walked up to limo and spoke to the driver, "In all my life I've never driven a limo, may I drive?" The limo driver got into the back. The pope sped off, later he was pulled over by a cop. The pope rolled down the window. The cop excused himself to speak to his superior over the phone. "Someone important is in the limo" "is it the Governor?" "No" "Oh, is it the president?" "No, I think its Jesus because the pope is driving".
This was sent in by BrendanHildyard.