tropes: cricketer x doctor.
ships: reader x s. gill
warnings: none.
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shubman was walking on the roadside. it was eleven pm and he was about to get hit with a car but....
the driver stopped the car and he was safe. during all this , shubman was scared and fell down.
a girl came with tipsy steps followed by a drunk guy. the girl sat down and poked her finger in his shoulder but shubman didn't move.
"ishu! he is dead!" the girl made gasped.
"bhagwaan iski aatma ko shanti de." the guy said.
"bechara. mar-mara gaya." said the girl.
"y/n ab kya hoga?" the guy asked.
"hum inko nahi bacha sake. iss baat ka afsos hai mujhe ishan." y/n said.
"oye! par tujhe kaise pata?" ishan asked , frowning.
"arey. when i touch a guy , they feel sensations but when they don't , there are two possibilities. one they're dead. two.." y/n explained.
"yeah? two?" ishan slurred.
"....they're gay." y/n said.
"hey! im not gay." shubman said as he sat up.
"tumse kisi ne nahi pucha. shut up and lie down. you are dead." y/n said.
"arey? i am talking to you. how can i be dead?" shubman made a 'are you serious' face.
"even i can do that." y/n said sarcastically.
"arey so this means i am alive na." shubman groaned in frustration.
"who told you? that's not true." y/n said and ishan nodded.
"what should i do to prove you that i am alive?" poor being said.
"nothin. see i understand tum ab iss duniya mei nahi rahe toh tumhe bura lag raha hoga. but that doesn't mean that you'll cause trouble for people who are living here. please keep quiet and lie down." y/n said with sympathy.
"hain?!" shubman spoke getting mad.
"haan. ab tum acchi dead body ki tarah let jao. i know yeh tumhare liye mushkil hai but tumhe yeh fact accept karna padega." ishan said and y/n hummed in agreement.
"kya bol raha hai yeh?!" cried shubman.
"sach kadwa hota hai. karele ki tarah." ishan made a yuck face.
"accha yeh batao tumhari shaadi hui hai?" asked y/n and giggled.
"no.." he replied.
"ohh tabhi bechara itna dukhi hai. don't worry mere paas ek idea hai." y/n said clicking her fingers.
"what y/n?" asked ishan.
"we will pray to bhagwaan ji that he gets married in heaven. will you invite us to your wedding?" y/n jumped in excitement only to stumble.
"oops!" she giggled.
"haan bilkul , tumhe bhi bulaunga aur saath mei 20-30 murdon (zombies) aur 1-2 bhagwaan ji ko bhi bula lunga." shubman gritted his teeth.
"good now lie down." y/n tried to make him lie on the road and in process she herself fell on him.
"ouch mumma." she cried.
