Section six: pick up sticks.

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by supremespaghetti3

by supremespaghetti3

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"Finally! My hair is washed, and I feel even better than the time I turned Angelo into a rock!" Josuke says with a sense of relief.

Josuke starts heading out to tell Okuyasu that he decided to join the poker game.

"Yo, angelo." Josuke says as he passes by Angelo.

At Okuyasu's house:

   Josuke knocks on Okuyasu's door

No response.

Once again, Josuke knocks

No response.

Josuke uses his stand Crazy Diamond to break the door down. But like the gentleman he is, he puts the door back together using Crazy Diamond.

(Am I breaking and entering?) Josuke thinks. (Well Okuyasu isn't smart enough to tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile, so I doubt he even knows what laws are)

Josuke searched the house but he couldn't seem to find Okuyasu. He decides to leave and check again in 15 minutes. But as he opens the door, he is standing right in front of Okuyasu on the other side of the door.

"Oi, are you breaking and entering? Shame on you, Josuke." Okuyasu snarls.

Josuke just stands there, bewildered by the fact that Okuyasu knows what that even is.

"Hey, snap back to reality Josuke! I just tried going to your house to see if you were there but I couldn't find you, I searched the whole house!" Okuyasu said, puzzled.

"YOU LITERALLY BROKE AND ENTERED INTO MY HOUSE AND YOU'RE CALLING ME OUT FOR THE FACT THAT I DID IT TO YOU, DUMBASS!!"
Josuke says with absolute disbelief and disappointment in Okuyasu.

"Anyway, I decided that I'm gonna go to my dad's stupid poker party", Josuke says, now calm.

"Sweet!" Okuyasu says. "Let's get going before we're late".

"Sounds like a plan." Says Josuke.

The two start to leave Okuyasu's house to finally go play poker.

"Hey, Okuyasu." -j
"Yeah?" -o
"Who's gonna even be there when we arrive anyway?" -j
"Dunno." -o
"Oh. My. God. Okuyasu, you may be my friend, but you are more of a lost cause than Oceangate." -j
"What's Oceangate?" -o