BITTER END ☆ wrestling rambles

devilish things >:)

‼️ I wrote this at 6am while sleep deprived, but I find it amusing and I still stand by the goofy things I said, SO ENJOY :D BUT ALSO BEWARE OF MY NONSENSE RAMBLING ‼️

ALSO.  There isn't any spoilers, but I feel the need to put a spoiler warning for some reason?  I guess just a warning if you want to stay uninfluenced by anyone else's thoughts and theories about the devil in AEW.  Not that my theory would convince anybody 😭

IM ON SOME BULLSHIT

It is 6am where I live. I don't have a normal sleep schedule but pretend I didn't tell you about that

WE MUST TALK ABOUT WHOEVER THE DEVIL IS IN AEW !!!!!!!

All theories are valid ((y'know unless the person is a piece of garbage irl))

Who do you think it is?? :0

I don't really know what other people think, but I assume we all see Adam Cole as a likely suspect. Because he's sus. The devil has attacked Jay White when he was targeting MJF. And they have also attacked The Acclaimed after they finally got MJF to like them. And Adam Cole is nowhere in sight any time the devil appears.

In the way of using logic with what we know is certain, Adam Cole seems the most likely at this moment in time.

BUT I HAVE A THEORY. 

This theory has no concrete evidence and therefore you are allowed to think I'm wacko bonkers (I am).  This is mainly just me wanting it to be a specific person so badly that I have made things up in my brain to convince myself 🤩🤩🤩  at least my brother is on my side

LET'S DISECT SOME THINGS:
- the devil has little henchmen/goofy goobers, and there is specifically four of them.
-  very good at mind games and causing confusion.  I mean, why attack the person MJF is about to fight, when you're clearly coming for MJF??  MIND GAMES, THATS WHY!!
- probably some other points I can't think of because I'm tired and definitely shouldn't be feeding into my own wrestling theories right now

But imagine. The devil is not Adam Cole. But a part of their plotting and scheming is framing it to look like it's Adam Cole :0

Another good theory is that the devil is Roderick Strong. And I suppose with what I am about to say, any of the devil/goofy goober people could be switched around and substituted for one another. So my theory also feeds into it being Roderick Strong.

BUT. I WANT IT TO BE SOMEONE ELSE.

KYLE. O'REILLY.

HE HAS BEEN GONE SO LONG I WANT HIM BACK ARGGH

I've had this idea for like a month now. Or however long this devil stuff has been going on. My brother and I thought it up a few days after the attack on Jay White. But only now, in my overly tired state, have I thought up an entire web of things that would make it make sense!! (Or it being Roderick Strong lol!!)

For the sake of the theory, I will stick with saying Kyle O'Reilly is the devil (even though I'm now realizing this theory works the exact same way if he and Roderick were switched 🧍)

The things I have thought of are very reliant on the four goofy goobers in the black outfits who attack people.  In my theory it was always that Roderick Strong, Mike Bennett, and Matt Taven were the goofy goobers.  But that left another empty spot.

AND FOR THIS NEXT THING IM PROBABLY GRASPING AT STRAWS. AND I KNOW I SOUND INSANE. IM TOO DARN TIRED TO WRITE OUT EVERYTHING AGAIN, SO FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY TEXTS TO MY BROTHER. YIPPEE

LMAO DONT THINK IM CRAZY PLS 🙏🙏

AM I INSANE OR AM I KINDA ONTO SOMETHING 😭😭

Like I don't want that emotional strain on Adam Cole, but that rivalry would go so hard 😭😭

Not all these chapters so far being about betrayals 🧍 WHEN ARE WE GETTING TO THE LIGHTHEARTED STUFF YEESH

As I was saying, Roderick Strong could easily be the devil, and O'Reilly could be one of the goofy goobers. But I feel like the unpredictability of the devil being Kyle O'Reilly would be so awesome 😭

Also, I think Kyle O'Reilly would feel very similarly to how Roderick has been feeling.  Forgotten by Adam Cole, and hating MJF as a result.  Can't really blame them tbh.  In my eyes, I guess Kyle and Roderick have an equal chance of being the devil.  BUT I MADE ALL THIS CRAP UP SO IM PROBABLY WRONG

Can't believe me and my brother wanting Kyle O'Reilly to finally return so badly has escalated into this.  Causing my own problems for when none of the goofy goobers OR the devil are O'Reilly 💀

I'm almost done spewing.  BUUUUT

BENEFITS OF THIS IDEA!!
- Kyle O'Reilly return
- banger rivalry
- hopefully a swag new faction formation (that doesn't end up being annoying..?  Fingers crossed)
- no Better Than You Bay Bay breakup yet
- idk my happiness or something

Anyway, I was going to draw Frankie Stein in a David Bowie outfit but made this instead 🤩

Also... now that it is November 30th...

IT IS CHRISTIAN CAGES BIRTHDAY YAYYY !!!!! FATHER BIRTHDAY FATHER BIRTHDAY !!

It's also one of my OC's birthdays but no one knows her yet so uhhh we will only speak of Christian

I hope he has a good birthday :)

AND GOODBYE TO YOU!!  I hope everyone else also has a good day :D <3