Friend? (Inanimate Insanity Tacocase)

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"T-thanks for saving me...."

"...Taco..."

"Yeah...I-i'm Suit-"

"I know your name is Suitcase, I've been to the hotel before"

"I actually dont live in the hotel..."

"Yeah...But your new roommate will soon be Knife, So get used to it."

"But isnt he roommates with Pickle?..."

"...Bring up that Mustards name again and i will rip your throat open..."

"Sorry..."
I looked down onto the floor akwardly before noticing her walk away
"H-hey!! Where are you going??"

"Where does it looks like?"

"A giant sad and lonely cave..."

"I-IT'S NOT SAD OR LONELY!!! It's just...Empty...."
I noticed her Blush and chuckled, I look back at the Cave and frown slightly at the darkness...
"...I-is it always that dark inside?..."

"Yes"

"Why wont you get any lights??....I-i have some spare ones actually..."

"....You carry Lights around with you?...."

"I'm a suitcase!! Everything fits inside of me!! I can even hide dead bodies for 9 days un-noticed!!"
I exclaimed happily, Her smile became eerie but they always say!: Never judge a book even if its wrinkly old weird or smelly by its cover!

"Now you mention everything fits inside....I suppose some company is needed...."

"Oh great new friends! How exciting!!"
I followed her inside her Home and was immediatly pushed into a minecart...

"...What's this for?..."

"Easier way i transport myself through the....Floors or Layers of my 'House'"

"Neat!"
She took me deeper into her home until we were at the very bottom...I then saw a picture of Her and Mic on the floor
"...Hey that's my old teammate! You knew her??"

"...We used to date...."

"Oh...I-i'm sorry..."

"Not your fault...It's that stupid green vile nerds fault...."

"Testtube?"

"YES TESTTUBE, YOU THINK I'M STUPID?!?!!"

"...Sorry..."
I backed away and explored her i guess room even more...AUGH, THERES A PART THAT SMELLS!!....

I open the door only to find....