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11 :: the duff?

song: dead - phoebe ryan (this song is life wow)

mood: valerie is happy and feeling a little awkward and harry is being nice

date: tuesday, 9 July

time: 2:08pm

special text: you should watch 50 shades of grey - harry, 2:56pm

me: i just realized that i'm the duff

harrie: what's a duff?

me: designated ugly fat friend

harrie: uhm nO

me: uhm yeS?????

harrie: u ain't fat gurl

me: i'm ugly tho

harrie: why tf would you call yourself ugly?

harrie: that doesn't make sense at all

harrie: you ain't ugly

harrie: you're pretty fucking hot tbh

me: srsly bro

me: i'm not hot at all

harrie: you are

harrie: why would i call you hot if you aren't hot?

me: idk

harrie: yeah

harrie: i think you're hot

me: well thanks

me: i am not hot tho

harrie: ugh stfu

me: u made me happy and idek why ((:

harrie: well i'm glad you're happy x

me: nO KISsinG PLS

harrie: xxxxxxxx

me: aah fuck off dude

harrie: ilyt x

me: stAHp iT

harrie: what ya doin'

me: i'm watching a movie

harrie: what movie?

me: the duff

harrie: ahaaa

harrie: is that why you think you're the duff

me: yeah

harrie: you're so fucking weird bruh

me: ikr

me: but ain't i funny?

harrie: you are a little

me: aawh

me: you're cute babe

harrie: BAbE

harrie: stOP fooling around all the time

me: wtff????

me: i didn't even know i was???

harrie: i know u do

me: maybe hehehehe

harrie: you're funny

me: ikr

me: i should be a comedian