horny porny [h.s.]

3 :: your name?

song: spit it out - metz

mood: valerie is being sassy and harry is pissed

date: tuesday, 2 July

time: 7:49am

special text: we're now texting for about 2 days and i still don't know your name - harry, 8:03am

horny harry: today's school huh?

me: uhuu

horny harry: where do you live?

me: ehm you don't have to know that

horny harry: ok

me: ok

horny harry: can you at least tell me your name?

me: maybe

horny harry: c'mon. we're now texting for about 2 days and i still don't know your name

me: it's not even close to 2 days wtf bruh

me: it's like, maybe 3 hours

horny harry: if that's what you want

me: it is

horny harry: ok. well i live Holmes Chapel and i'm a senior.

me: what

me: wow

me: you're joking right

me: you don't live in Holmes Chapel

me: hahaha you're so funny lmao

horny harry: no i'm not kidding

me: wathefuck

me: no i know it you are just kidding bc you can't live in the same village as me

me: no.

me: you're kidding

me: and i don't like the joke at all

horny harry: i liVE IN THE SAME VILLAGE AS YOU?!

horny harry: wTf

me: yeah that's what i thought too

me: but i know that you're just kidding

me: can you stop with the joke now?

horny harry: you're getting more annoying by the minute

horny harry: i'm not lying. i live in holmes chapel

me: omg

horny harry: what school do you go to?

me: there's only one school dumbass

horny harry: oh shit, that's true.

horny harry: omG SO THat MEAnS THAT WE aRe gOiNG TO ThE SamE SCHooL

me: well, yeah, obviously

horny harry: wE CAN MEET EACH OTHER

me: nO

me: no fucking way

me: we are nOT meeting each other

horny harry: why not

me: bc i don't want to

horny harry: i hate you

me: that's totally fine bc i hate u 2

horny harry: bitch

me: ikr

me: i love being the bitch

horny harry: stfu

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haHAHAhaHAHAHhaHAHH i love it to write like a sassy bitch HAHAHAHh

who else ships valerry ?

lots of fucking love bishes,

sterre.