COOKIE RUN KINGDOM FLUFF/ONESHOTS (Closed, Obvi)

🌺 Blue Chi Chi X Royal Margarine💖

Chapter Notes:
Drunk cuddles.
Credits to Xenonpurpules on Tumblr for the fanart
Blue Chi Chi is the oc of wwonderland0 who this was requested by (they're downbad)

Narrator:

An average night in the beach side bar,
10pm, closing time! Much to the relief of Blue Chi Chi. She had been chatting and playing cards with this Cookie for hours, him slowly getting more drunk until he was in the state where he almost couldn't think, like his brain was simply melted Jellies.

And how could she leave him behind? The drunk but admittedly attractive, tanned dough, cookie with the slicked back blonde hair.
With the tick of the clock, as it hit closing time, she finally managed to clean up and usher everyone out, except Royal Margarine.

She took him by the hand, lifting it over her shoulders, leaving him to depend on her, almost dragging him along as they walked, noticing the wyvern tied up like a dog outside..
"Oh.."
She muttered, looking at it..
"Hey..."
She leaned on one knee,
"Buttercream..!"
The drunk man next to her called out, holding out a hand to the wyverns head, Buttercream letting out a small happy sound.

"Oh.. what a fitting name.."
Chi Chi chuckled a bit, reaching out her hand, Buttercream licked it,
"She likes youu..! Yayy.."
The Cookie on top of her seemed to somehow get more drunk by the second, yawning, hiccuping.. she had no idea where this guy lived and well.. she was sure his directions would be completely wrong so.. dragging him back to hers sounded the most logical.. in her opinion.

With difficulty, she untied buttercream from it's restraints, holding the sort of makeshift lead and the Wyverns owner on the other arm, sighing,
This was the life..!

Dragging him down the hallway to her apartment, she yawned aswell, having to tie up Buttercream under a shelter outside, as secure as she could get it.. pets weren't allowed sadly.. especially not one of it's size,
"Heyy.. where are we..?"
Royal Margarine slurred, looking around, any sense of dignity depleted,
"My apartment.."
"Ohhh.. cooolll.."
He hiccuped again, Blue Chi Chi looked around.. did she really have to spend a night in the same bed as this mess of a man..?
Yes, it seemed so...

After closing the door, she carefully sat him down at the end of the bed, removing his shoes,
She thought for a second, deciding to make him sleep in his clothes.
"Alright.. I'm gonna get changed in the bathroom. Stay, right, there"
She firmly said before walking away to go get changed, as she said.

Halfway through, putting on her pyjama shorts, she heard a sound of something smashing outside,
"Shit..."
She pulled her shorts up quickly, trying not to fall over as she did, hastily running out of the bathroom door, seeing a mug smashed on the floor and a mess of a Cookie, crying on the floor,
"I'm.. so sorry-"
Royal Margarine ugly cried like a child, as drunk as Vampire,
"Ancientsdammit.. Atleast it isn't one of my expensive ones.."
Blue Chi Chi sighed, going to grab her brush she bought in the shop across the road, Royal Margarine kept ugly crying.

After sweeping it up, she basically has to drag Royal Margarine back to the bed and throw him on as gently as possible, sighing at him
"Dude.. it's fine.."
She sighed, deciding the only way to get him to shut up was to grab him by the face and kiss him, he immediately shut up as she expected, she decided to pull back after awhile, the saltiness on his lips starting to get a bit overwhelming.

"Can you shut up now?"
She sighed, feeling a bit wrong, Royal Margarine just laid back on the bed,
"Woah..."
He gasped,
"I'm not doing anything m- WOAH-"
He pulled her back towards him, like his drunkness had gone poof, immediately pulling her back into the kiss,
"Mmph- dammit.."
She sighed deeply but reciprocated, letting him kiss her with some willingness from her part, his lips slowly becoming less salty, both on their sides as they made out on her bed.

Finally she grabbed the back of his head and pulled him back, sighing and looking him in the eyes,
"I should not be kissing a drunk guy.."
She sighed, letting go of him and sitting down on the bed,
"You should go to sleep.."
She breathed heavily, clearing her head and looking at the almost blacked out Royal Margarine,
"Nooo..."
He groaned like a child, getting under the covers anyway,
"Yes, actually"
She did the same, facing away from him, curling up into fetal position.

She thought it was going to be peaceful after that, half asleep she started to hear Royal Margarine's voice once again, nagging her for something she was probably unwilling to give,
"Chi Chi..."
He said over and over again, she turned around to face him,
"Yes..? What is it Royal Margarine.."
"I'm cold.."
He complained,
"You have a blanket.."
"I'm still cold.."
He looked at her with his best puppy dog eyes, failing miserably, but to be completely honest, she just went with it as she knew it would keep him quiet.

"Come here.. you drunk idiot.."
She pulled him into a cuddle, his body heat way warmer than hers, he immediately quieted down, cuddling her back, arms wrapped around her waist loosely, soft breaths through his mouth, chest rising and falling against hers, she felt her face go slightly red, starting to fall asleep once again, comfortable in his gentle, warm grip, her eyes closing, drifting off to the world of dreams that awaited every night.

- Time Skip -

Blue Chi Chi awoke to rapid knocking at her door, checking her phone quickly, it was 8am,
Who was knocking at this hour?

She looked over at Royal Margarine, peacefully sleeping, she smiled a bit at him before yawning and getting up, not even bothering to look at herself in the mirror,
"Coming.."
She spoke as loud as she could, walking around the corner to the door, opening it to...

Hollyberry Cookie?

"Ah! Blue Chi Chi, your cousin told me I'd find you here!"
Her cousin, being Sparkling Cookie, was obviously friends with the alcoholic Queen Mother,
"Oh..! Hollyberry, what're you doing here..?"
She looked up at Hollyberry, glancing backwards, not able to see Royal Margarine around the corner but knew he was there.

"Do you have a certain Dragon Rider here..?"
She spoke slightly more seriously but still, light hearted as ever,
"Uh, yea actually- he's sleeping.. I'll go grab him"
She walked back into the apartment, rubbing her eyes, leaving the door ajar, Hollyberry standing outside.

"Hey.. you.. wake up"
She smacked his face gently, waiting for him to wake up.
He yawned deeply, sitting up slowly, looking around,
"Where..? Blue Chi Chi..?"
He looked at her slightly confused, he was probably blacked out last night,
"Yes.. Yes.. you're in my apartment.. now get up, Hollyberry is here for you"
"Hollyberry..? Oh! Well, Blue Chi Chi, guess I'll see you later.."
He winked a little,
There was the Cookie she knew,
"Just go.."
"Yes Ma'am"
He got up, waving at her with another wink before leaving with Hollyberry.

She had a feeling that wouldn't be the last time she'd see him.

Chapter Notes:
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