Because I feel bad that I haven't updated this book in so long.
I'm sorry
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Ashley: This is such a bad idea
Y/n: Why'd you come then?
Ashley: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Y/n: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Kai: I've been zoned out for the past hour and a half
Jay: I got distracted half way through
Ashley: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
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Kai: Okay, maybe playing 'Whose family is more dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Y/n and Ashley have been crying in the bathroom for the past hour and nobody can't get them out..
Jay: WE?!
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Ashley: Would you take a bullet for me?
Lloyd:...I guess so, yes?
Y/n: *bursting into the room in her Oni form*
Ashley *running away*: Great thanks!
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Y/n: Ashley you love me right? (As friends)
Ashley: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I don't like
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Y/n: Uhm.. I think I got your lunch
Y/n *holds up a note that reads*: I am very proud of you. Love, Mom and Dad
Harumi: Yeah- I don't think this was for me
Harumi *holds up a note that says*: Please be good. For the love of God please be good.
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Y/n: Hey Nya why are you smiling?
Nya: Can't I smile once in a-
Lloyd: We saw Harumi trip on the sidewalk and fall flat on her face
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Kai: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Ashley: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Kai:
Ashley: I don't know how you keep forgetting this
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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Y/n: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lloyd:...I did. I broke it.
Y/n: No. No you didn't. Ashley?
Ashley: Don't look at me. Look at Kai.
Kai: What?! I didn't break it.
Ashley: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Kai: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. What about Zane?
Zane: Liar! I don't even drink that!
Cole: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Zane: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles.
Kai: Suspicious.
Zane: No, it's not!
Ashley: If it matters, probably not, but Harumi was the last one to use it.
Nya: Everyone knows that, Ash
Lloyd: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Y/n.
Y/n: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Kai: Princess... Jay's been awfully quiet.
Jay: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Y/n *being interviewed*: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it, Ashley was a witness.
Ashley *nodding*: She threatened me to not tell anyone
Ashley: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Y/n: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here
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*Ties in with quote #5*
Ashley: It's not gonna work, I'm not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
Ashley: Lmao, @Y/n.
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Y/n: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly. They don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just there behind them. And for some reason their fear fuels me.
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Jay: Tomorrow's garbage day
Y/n: Can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you
Nya: Y/n stop bullying my man
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*In the Land of Oni and Dragon*
Ashley: The ritual. To perform it, we need a sacrifice.
Kai: Sacrifice, eh? I nominate Jay
Jay: Wait what?!
Kay: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbeque
Jay: I'm 5'6! It's like the average height of the entire world!
Ashley: But it's not that kind of sacrifice guys!
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Y/n: I am a responsible adult mind you
Ashley: *raises eyebrow*
Y/n: I am responsible
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