Prologue

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Hello fellow atoms, molecules, and sperm cells
I've officially lost it so Let's begin

"Kaito Momota has created a new chat"

"Kaito Momota has named the chat 'The best class ever'"

"Kaito Momota has added Maki Harukawa and 13 others"

"Kaito Momota has changed 15 names"

"Momota has given admin to Harukawa and 1 other"

"Harukawa and 11 others are now online"

Harukawa: Kaito wtf?

Momota: Oh Hey Harumaki

Harukawa: I told you to stop calling me that

Chabashira: Kaito what is this

Harukawa: Oh, Hey Tenko

Chabashira: Hi Maki

Saihara: What is going on

Chabashira: Who the fuck are you

Saihara: What

Momota: He's one of our new classmates

Saihara: We met this morning

Chabashira: oh yeah, a man isn't worthy of being in my mind

Ouma: Excuse me😧

Momota: Wait 🫸🏼

Ouma: ?

Momota: Who the fucketh is you🫵🏼

Ouma: Kokichi? Your Cousin

Momota: uh uh ☝🏼 I only have girl cousins

Ouma: 😃

Ouma: that definitely didn't strengthen my dysphoria ☺️

Chabashira: You Idiot! Didn't we talk about this Earlier.

Momota: Wha? I don't remember anything from earlier except for Names

Chabashira: Kokichi forgive me for this

Ouma: ?

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