Dionysus, dancing in the rain and singing: It's raining wine, hallelujah, its raining wine.....Apollo: Is it raining wine?
Dionysus: Yes.
Hermes: Why?
Dionysus: Hera is angry at Zeus and he is hiding in the Underworld. He put me in charge of the sky until he comes back.
[Meanwhile]
Poseidon: *watching the sea start to turn red* The fuck.....?
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Fanfiction200/200 parts completed Book 1/2 I've done two Marauders ones so I decided why not do a Percy Jackson one? just a few things before you read; ○ Solangelo- a lot of Solangelo ○ Percabeth ○ Jercy (platonic or romantic, either works.) ○ more ships ○...