Athena: If you were given a box with all the things you've lost, what would you find?Zeus: Oh wow, look, my virginity.
Hera: Oh, hi conscience, haven't seen you in a while.
Hades: Will to live? Where have you been?
Athena: . . .
Dionysus: Hey, look! My keys!
Athena: Why is HE the most normal one here.
Dioynsus: My sobriety's here too! Honestly, did I ever even have that?
Athena: . . . *sighs*
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Fiksi Penggemar200/200 parts completed Book 1/2 I've done two Marauders ones so I decided why not do a Percy Jackson one? just a few things before you read; ○ Solangelo- a lot of Solangelo ○ Percabeth ○ Jercy (platonic or romantic, either works.) ○ more ships ○...