❄️ 𝚜𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 ❄️ {Fyodor Dostoevsky X Reader}

𝟸: 𝙾𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚎

I'm alive. Don't worry about me.

(y/n) was currently stood in the doorway of the Agency's office. The blonde was stood to the side, watching the scene infront of them with a horrified look. On one of the desks, was Dazai. Screaming and shouting as he ran around in circles like a maniac. The poor white haired boy was stood besides the desk, waving his arms about frantically whiles trying to calm Dazai down.

Kunikida slowly approached the desk, his hands shoved in his pockets as he sighed.

"Idiot Dazai, get down from there. What are you doing anyway?"

"Kunikida! It's an emergency!"

(y/n) stood there with wide eyes, watching the scene nervously. She slowly approached the 3 men, standing off to the side, not wanting to get involved.

"Just look! Look!"

The brunette shouted loudly, pointing to an empty space in the air. His face was a sickly purple, her eyes blood shot and red.

"Look at what?"

"Look! Look at that!"

The young male slowly walked closer, standing next to Kunikida. (y/n) stared at Dazai with a horrified expression. He must've eaten something again. That damn suicide book.

"I only see your idiot face."

"I've finally arrived! In the afterlife!"

He continues to scream like a maniac, putting his hand on his forehead dramatically.

"At Yomotsu Hirasaka!"

The blonde groaned, looking over at the young boy who was rushing around.

"A princess! Do not fret m'lady! I'll save you!"

The suicidal maniac jumped down, grabbing (y/n)'s hands, holding her close to him.

"So he ate a poisonous mushroom?"

"Yeah! I-i think he did!"

Atsushi stumbled about. Kunikida just watched with a bored expression.

"Jeez. Again. Really?"

"A-ah! I'm sorry but I'm not a princess! I'm a simple detective! Nothing royal about me-"

"Nonsense! You're a goddess! A masterpiece! A light of hope in this dark world! Don't worry! I won't let him hurt you!"

He then proceeds to laugh like a psychopath, grabbing her hands tightly. Atsushi scrambled around, dropping a book on the floor. It landed with a loud thud, making the brunette's head snap his direction.

"I'll save you! I'll get rid of all threats! No one shall lay a hand on you! Mwahaha!"

He let go of  (y/n)'s hand rushing over towards the terrified boy. Kunikida tried to grab ahold of Dazai but failed. Dazai lunged at the poor male. They both disappear down behind the desk with a loud thud.

Kunikida let out a loud sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose. He glanced at (y/n) with a glare.

"W-was he like this before I came in?"

"No. I was waiting for you to arrive."

"...oh."

The stood there for a moment before the blonde groaned again. He walked around to drag the high male into a separate room. Dazai's arms and legs flailed about as he screamed and shouted. Now it was just (y/n) and Atsushi left alone.

The boy stood up with a wobbly sigh, running a hand through his hair.

"Are you okay?"

"I-I guess.."

(y/n) held a hand over her mouth to muffle a laugh. She walked over and placed a hand on the younger boy's shoulder.

"Don't worry, I'm sure you weren't actually going to put me in any danger."

"W-what!? Of course not! I'd never do that!"

"Yeah I know you wouldn't. You can't even harm a fly."

Atsushi smiled nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. A couple thuds and angry shouts could be heard from behind the door, followed by an angry looking blonde walking out with a 'hmph'.

"Leave him in there. I don't want to see him again."

"..."

"..."

"What? He'll be fine."

The two of them nodded, letting Kunikida sit down in silence.

"..."

"..."

"Oh by the way, (y/n)? Don't be late again. I won't let it go next time."

"O-oh, alright.."

Sorry guys. I don't know what I'm doing with this book. I may not even upload again but oh well. It's a work in progress..

681 words :)