[-:-] LUCID THEATRE [-:-]

[-:-] THE GIANT'S INTERVIEW [-:-]

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A giant man was seen slowly stumbling inside, before taking a seat. Nearby, was a promotion of a story where a boy along with three female gems prepare to save the day. However, the picture looked different.

The movie poster showed a very tall and wide gem male, staring the viewer down while explosions happen right behind him. It was revealed to be an old friend of ours, our giant Y/N.

"Hi there! It's a glad to be meeting you, Mr. Giant!" An interviewer exclaimed.

Y/N would slowly sit down on the floor, since they didn't have any chairs for his size, being polite.

"Y/N is glad to be here." The giant said, keeping a serious look.

"The man himself is coming back, this time as a different role, and an even more popular series! Now, I'm gonna ask you some questions, and i'll allow you some time to think about it, alright?" The interviewer said.

Y/N slowly nodded his head, ready for the questions.

"Great, onto the first question...How does it feel to be returning back to the Lucid Theatre after the sudden cancellation of your previous project?" The interviewer asked.

The giant placed a finger on his chin, thinking about it. Eventually, Y/N had an answer.

"...Very good. It is shame that Y/N never finished Spooky Month, but is glad to find new stories. Wives and son are proud." He spoke, the interviewer nodding.

"If you don't mind, how did you manage to convince UDOL to put you back?"

"...Yes."

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Flashback...

(AGH, I'M SORRY! PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN PUT ME DOWN!)

Currently, UDOL was seen hanging upside down, below him was speeding vehicles. Our giant was seen holding his legs, ready to drop him any moment.

"...You make son sad. Am no longer in theatre, you no longer owner of theatre." Y/N threatened with his broken english.

(THERE WASN'T A TRANSCRIPT, I'M SORRY! PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING!)

"...Put Y/N in poll. Again."

(What? No! The readers wanted the Lackadaisy book-)

"NOW."

(OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY! I WILL!)

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Present...

"...You prefer to stay quiet about the subject, right?" The interviewer asked.

"Da." Y/N replied.

"Anyways, could you explain what role you play in the series?" The interviewer asked.

"...Y/N." The giant said his name.

"No, like...what do you do as the role? Is there any big reasons...pun not intended." The interviewer specified.

"Oh...Y/N is protector of friend Steven. Big explosion. Very durable. Many fear Y/N." The giant answered.

It seems that Y/N's purpose is to be the powerful brute who could tank any attacks, only with the lack of common sense and intelligence.

"I see! Now considering the other Y/N's have harems of other sorts, some being gender-bent, do you think that you'll have any gender-bent characters?" The interviewer asked.

"No. Most are woman. No point." Y/N answered.

"So that makes you the second time without a gender-bent character again...considering you only had Lila and Jaune as your only lovers back at your previous show." The interviewer recalled back.

"Speaking of which, do you think they would mind your other and new members? Considering you're already married, the fans just want to know." The interviewer added.

"They join in. Y/N give permission. Wives gave permission. Son gave permission."

"Oh. You know, I find it very wholesome you still interact with other members of your previous story you starred in, how are they?" The interviewer questioned again.

"...Good. Only Streber is traumatized because of two things." Y/N answered, bringing up a previous character.

"Oh, who is that?"

"Red demon man and fandom. Spookier than Spooky Month." Y/N slightly shivered at the thought of the fandom.

"Yeah...about the current fandom you're in..."

"...What?" Y/N questioned.

"Sorry, but the show that you're starring in...kinda toxic."

Both Y/N and the interviewer had a moment of silence...

"...Nah, Y/N win." The giant said, menacingly getting up and heading to the entrance where the fandom is at.

"Y/N NO-"

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Timeskip...

Y/N was seen walking out the entrance, difference being is that he had some blood on him along with some merchandise from the fandom, including him wearing a baseball cap.

"...So how did it go?" The interviewer asked.

"...Y/N won. Bob best girl."

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(THE FIRST EVER LOOK OF THE COVER ART!)

(Expect the bio to come out around the 25th of December!)

(See you soon, everybody!)

(BECAUSE THE GIANT IS MAKING HIS GRAND RETURN!)

USELESS QUESTION OF THE DAY: What gem do you think he could be, and why?

USELESS QUESTION OF THE DAY #2: ...Who do you think will have the best relationship with our big boy? :)