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THE LUCID THEATRE

DREAMS UNFOLD

REALITY FADES

(Greetings, everyone on their devices! As you can tell, this is where I shall announce my big polls, story announcements, etc.! My name is UnknownDreamsOfLife (UDOL for short) and I shall be your host!)

(Now, before you step inside this theatre...why don't we set out a tour for those who wish to know...by using commenters as actual characters in the place! (ft. characters seen on my other books)

(IF YOU DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH BEING A PART OF THIS, PLEASE DM ME FOR A REMOVAL :)

(PEOPLE THAT ARE SEEN ARE SIMPLY PARODIED, AND NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY)

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As you step inside The Lucid Theatre, you see many familiar faces. The ticket booth is shown to be a shadowy figure, whom works it.

"Enjoy your movie!" The shadowy figure dubbed "Joseph" said, before moving on to the next attendee.

(Here is our ticket booth, handled by one of the people I see from my early days of my account!)

(I'm glad he's still sticking around!)

(Anyways! If we continue on, we can see the food n' drink booth, being tended by Ties himself!)

"Ties, get me a drink, would ya?" A man named The0 walked up the the bartender.

"Certainly." Ties said...handing him a carton of milk.

"I CAN'T KILL MY OWN CHILD!" The0 yelled, slapping the carton away.

Ties stared at him, dead in his eyes.

"...You just killed him yourself." Ties stated.

(And if you look to the left...you can see a plush, observing a scene from one of my books.)

"..."SHE" needs to stop this madness, Y/N, kick her ass." The plush said, correcting a line.

A familiar priest and imp were seen together, staring at the plush.

"GOD'S FUCKING ASS CRACK! IF YOU KEEP CORRECTING US, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE YOU INTO AN BEFORE AND AFTER PRODUCT YOU DAMN FA-"

"Language, language! I'm sorry, sir!" The priest covered the imps mouth, the two now walking away while the plush stares at them.

(...Yikes. Anyways, let's head inside one of the auditoriums we have!)

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(Here we are, at the premiere of one of the books that is being released soon by the time I write this!)

If you look at the top of the seats, we see other V.I.P.'s, like a Pink Jester, A man who needs more men...i'm not specifying again, a prince who is hollowed, a fire who is blind, and a man who is up to no "gud".

However, they weren't the main attraction. Instead, it was a group of anthropomorphic cats, sitting at their designated spots. One was a black cat wearing a blue and white suit, wearing a top-hat. One was a female tuxedo cat, sitting next to the right of him.

The three more female cats were seen sitting to the left of the black cat, one having a violin, one with a newsgirl cap, and a shy orange one.

(Ladies and gentlemen, it's my time to disappear! For now, I shall let the show go on, enjoy!)

Everyone inside the movie theater were waiting patiently, including the same priest, a janitor, a stuntman and robotic cowboy. The lights dim, and everyone starts clapping for the movie to begin.

WELCOME TO THE LUCID THEATRE. BEFORE THE MOVIE YOU SHALL SEE, LET'S LAY OUT SOME BASIC RULES.

PLEASE SILENCE YOURSELF AND DEVICES.

The same priest from before was sitting down next to a purple demon, watching the big screen together. The same imp from before was being carried by a tall owl.

The robotic cowboy eats from a bag filled with batteries, while an angsty robotic teen and psychopathic drone argue with each other. The robotic cowboy silenced them, pushing them back to their designated seats.

The janitor was seen removing his headphones, while a spider demon sits next to him, leaning on his shoulder. A Morningstar was seen, sitting next to her girlfriend as they await for the start.

A big man was seen taking multiple seats due to his size, while a woman with purple hair and one with blonde hair sat next to him.

The stuntman was frantically shaking with joy, ready for the movie to begin. A ragdoll luckily calms him down, patting his head.

REFRAIN FROM FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

NO WEAPONS ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING, PLEASE.

AND BE MINDFUL TO OTHER DREAMERS.

LET THE MAGIC UNFOLD WITH RESPECT FOR OTHERS, AND THE ART THAT IS SEEN ON THE BIG SCREEN.

ENJOY THE SHOW, AND PREPARE FOR THE NEW ERA.




ENJOY THE SHOW, AND PREPARE FOR THE NEW ERA

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(COMING THIS WEEKEND!)

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(Surprise, I just wanted to create this just for fun! I'll see you soon at the first ever chapter for The Ace Magician!)

USELESS QUESTION OF THE DAY: What did you think about the cameos?

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