[-:-] LUCID THEATRE [-:-]

[-:-] MTT NEWS: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH Y/N! [-:-]

SPOILERS FOR UT YELLOW PACIFIST, BE ADVISED...OR NOT, I DON'T MIND.

COULD BE CANON...I WON'T CONFIRM THOUGH~

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BREAKING NEWS!

"GOOD EVENING, BEAUTIES AND GENTLEBEAUTIES!" Sounds of a computer were heard.

"THIS IS METTATON, AND I AM HERE AT THE GRAND OPENING OF FAMOUS CHOCOLATE STORE/FACTORY FROM THE UNDERGROUND, "SWEET DREAMS!" Mettaton exclaimed, the camera zooming out.

It was revealed that many monsters and humans were around, at the grand opening of an upcoming start of a famous candy store back from the underground. People were taking pictures, some excited to go inside.

"NOW, IT IS SUPPOSEDLY TOLD BE OPENED WITH STYLE, WITH CHOCOLATE MAKER "Y/N" HAVING A MUSICAL APPROACH, WHICH IS QUITE ENTHRALLING!" Mettaton said.

"TAKE A LOOK AT THE LEFT, FOR WE SHALL INTERVIEW TO SOME SPECIAL DARLINGS!" Mettaton said, rolling over to the red carpet, where many recognizable figures were seen.

THE HUMAN: Saver of Underground, Mettaton's Mortal Enemy

"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A PART OF THE LINE FOR THIS, EVEN THOUGH THEY FORGOT TO PLACE ME ON THERE?" Mettaton asked a child with a long-sleeve blue shirt with two purple stripes.

The child remained silent, seemingly thinking about their answer. A female monster with goat-like features approached right beside the child.

"Excuse me, but my child isn't quite the one for talking-"

"TOO LATE, IT DOES NOT ENJOY THE LINE WITHOUT ME BY DEFAULT, GOODBYE!" Mettaton interrupted, before zooming off to the next person in the red carpet.

ASGORE: Former King of the Underground...now the Flower King.

"KING ASGORE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE FACT THIS IS ONE OF THE FIRST MONSTERS TO HAVE A LARGE EXPANSION UPON THEIR BEAUTIFUL BUSINESS?" Mettaton asked.

"...Well, I known Y/N for quite some time, and I saw myself as a mentor to him. Just like me and his father-"

"GOOD TO KNOW, ONTO OUR NEXT SPECIAL GUEST!" Mettaton interrupted him.

"But I haven't even finished my answer-"

"SILENCE."

UDOL: ...wait, why did the author add himself as a self insert?

"YOU, HUMAN." Mettaton approached the person.