Rengoku : Yes what have you saved me as?
Obanai : Ugly Fire Donut
IRL : *rengoku stops smiling*
In chat :
Rengoku : Ok...
...
Obanai : Change mine and I'll change yours.
Rengoku : I've changed yours.
Obanai : Ok your now Just Rengoku🔥
Rengoku : Ok Thank you!
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IRL :
Rengoku laughs 'He doesn't know what I've saved him as..'
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In the Boy Gc : (Including the Kamaboko Squad boys)
Obanai : Guys. Should I confess to Mitsuri?
Giyuu : You did 5 times in Uzuis party-
Obanai : Fuck off
Obanai Iguro has removed Giyuu Tomioka
Genya : Yeah.
Sanemi : Ask yourself not us😒
Muichiro : Idk. Your desicion
Tanjiro : Yes! I will also ask Kanao out! When i have the guts to..
Zenitsu : NO DONT SHES GONNA BE MY FUTURE WIFE
Obanai : Fuck off you stupid yellow hair crybaby. You cant get any girls because of how much of a crybaby you are.
Zenitsu Agatsuma has left
Inosuke : HKWNWBWIWOSODKEHWVDIDOWNB
Rengoku : You should Obanai! I'll be your emotional support if she rejects you!
Obanai : You bitches aren't helping and Rengoku Kaburamaru is my emotional support😒
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In the Kamaboko squad Groupchat :
Tanjiro Kamado has added Tengen Uzui
Tengen : Great. What do you guys want?
Tanjiro : Uhh well Zenitsu wanted to talk to you and your wives so-
Zenitsu : Yeah make a Groupchat and add you and your wives.
Tengen : If your gonna hit on them, rizz them, flirt with them, and have the audacity to do it in front of me, I'll kill you when your sleeping.
Zenitsu : Uhhhhhhhhh I won't and I'll commit seppuku if i do.
Tengen : Very well, if you do and don't commit seppuku, I will kill you.
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In the GC Tengen made :
Makio : Hey Lord Tengen!
Suma : Hii Lord Tengen!!
Hinatsuru : Oh, hello Lord Tengen!
Tengen : Hey Makio, Suma, Hinatsuru, my friend Zenitsu wanted to talk to you!
Makio : Oh, Alright!
Suma : Ok!
Hinatsuru : Alright.
Zenitsu : ok so.. would you prefer for me to explain in an image or by text?
Suma : Image please!
Hinatsuru : I'd prefer text.
Makio : Image. So you won't waste more of our time.
Zenitsu : Oh ok..
Zenitsu Agatsuma has sent a pictureSuma : Is that Aoi?!
Makio : WHOS THAT LORD TENGEN?!
Hinatsuru : THATS MISS AOI FROM THE BUTTERFLY MANSION?!-
Tengen : Guys.. calm down that picture is a lie.
Makio : HOW?!
Suma : EXPLAIN LORD TENGEN
Hinatsuru : TENGEN FRANCIS UZUI.
Makio : WE'RE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE. WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK.
Suma : YEAH- WHAT MAKIO SAID.
Tengen : GUYS HES LYING NO-
Makio is now offline
Suma is now offline
Hinatsuru is now offline
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Tengen and Zenitsu chat :
Tengen : YOU FUCKING BITCH. I SAID ID GIVE YOU A NEZUKO PLUSHIE IF YOU DONT TELL THEM. ILL KILL YOU.
Zenitsu : 🤷♀️🤷🤷♂️
Tengen Uzui is now offline
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Back in the GC :Tengen : Hi guys..
Rengoku : What is it best buddy? You seem sad???
Tengen : Nothing. Has anything seen the yellow haired boy which hair looks like a mop?
Rengoku : You mean Zenitsu?
Tengen : Well- yeah
Mitsuri : Oh I was just with him he was in the butterfly mansion with Inosuke and Tanjiro!
Tengen : Ty. Also Giyuu - there's a rumour going round that you and Shinobu did IT.
Giyuu : WHAT WHO STARTED THAT?!-
Tengen : 🤷
Tengen Uzui is now offline
Shinobu : Ara ara Uzui! Where did you hear this?
Tengen : From some of the kakushi they said they got it from someone in the kamaboko squad 🤷.
Tengen Uzui is now offline (again)
Shinobu : Ara Ara! I wonder who would say that Tomioka-san is a depressed loser that no one likes!
Sanemi : I agree with the last part she said.
Obanai : I actually agree with you for once.
Giyuu : A depressed loser that you did IT with last night..
Shinobu Kocho is now offline
Giyuu Tomioka is now offline
Mitsuri : Can anyone call? I'm bored.
Obanai : I can
Rengoku : I can Kanroji!
Obanai : Shut up I asked first.
Mitsuri : Sorry Rengoku! We can call another time!!
Rengoku : Alright! I have a mission anyway!
Kyojuro Rengoku is now offline
Muichiro : has anyone seen Tanjiro and Nezuko?
Gyomei : I believe I saw them with Kanao last.
Muichiro : Thanks.
Gyomei : My pleasure Tokito.
Muichiro Tokito is now offline
Gyomei Himejima is now offline
Sanemi Shinazugawa is now offline
YOU ARE READING
The Hashira Groupchat
HumorYes. The Hashira have made a Groupchat - this story is mainly for fun and hope y'all enjoy it.