Shadow of Ooo (Adventure Time x Enderman reader)

Evicted

Three weeks later

Jake: And as it waded through the carnage that it had wrought, the vampire smashed their skulls just for the fun of it!

Y/N and Finn gasped, and clutched each other on the bed.

Finn: No way!

Jake: Yes way, it did. And also the vampire hunched over its victims and breathed their vaporized blood mist.

Jake walked over to the bed, and made a warbling sound with his tongue. Finn shoved him away.

Finn: Ah, jeez! Jake, is this stuff you're saying true? Or are you just trying to mess us up? You have to be honest.

Jake: Oh, it's true, man. I heard it through a reliable source.

Finn: Reliable? Rats!

Y/N made a whimpering noise.

Jake: Yeah. Some say it haunted this very tree!

Finn: This tree?!

Y/N made a louder whimpering noise and curled up in a blanket.

Jake: Good niiiight...

Jake made a ominous warbling sound as he went downstairs. Y/N made his way to his bed. He curled up in his blanket and hid in it.

Finn: He's just picking on us, Y/N.

Finn hears croaking and sees a worm on his bed. He then hits the worm with the Enchiridion.

Just then, the two began hearing a tapping sound. They looked, to see a tree limb tapping on his window, then a mysterious figure taps on the window.

Finn and Y/N looked. Lightning crashes, and the figure's scary face is seen.

Y/N and Finn screamed. Finn ran and Y/N teleported.

The two ran over to Jake, who was in the kitchen area. Y/N began jumping up and down repeatedly.

Finn: Jake! Jake! We saw someone outside the window! It must be the vampire, and I think we're unprepared, so I--

Jake laughed at both of them.

Jake: Relax, buddy. I made that story up. I was just trying to scare you.

Finn: But you said you heard it from a reliable source!

Jake: Ha ha! I made that up, too. I was trying to scare you, and it worked!

Y/N rubbed his chin as he was thinking.

Then the window blows open by itself, the lights go out, and Jake screams. Y/N covered his mouth as he hid a laugh.

Finn: No one's outside.

Jake: Whew!

Finn: It was just the wind, scaredy-cat.

Jake: I wasn't scared, I was singing. I was singing my scream song. Ahh! Ahh! AAaah-uh-aah!

Finn: You're a total wuss, man.

A bag drops, there is a vampire on the ceiling that hisses and scares Finn, Jake, and Y/N. They all three jumped back and fell on the couch. The vampire sat between Y/N and Finn. Y/N whimpered with fear.

Marceline: Hey, guys. What's up? I'm Marceline the Vampire Queen.

Finn: Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?!

Jake: Don't suck our blood!

Y/N whimpered. The vampire just laughed.

Marceline: Calm down, weenies. I'm not gonna do that.