Caney's POV:
Caney scrambled out of her door at the sound of very sexy screaming coming from her front yard. When she opened the door she saw her very sexy friend from the mall, y/n, being chased by a strange, small lizard. Y/n's deep black pixie cut flowed in the wind as she was cornered by the liz. Caney flushed imagining herself in the position of the lizard, with y/n in front of her, and...no. Y/n needed help ahd Caney would help her. She approached the lizard sneaky and pulled out the switchblade she kept in her skirt pocket (this skirt was her favorite, since it had pockets 😀) and pushed the lizard up against a tree. "What do you want with her?" Caney asked pressing the blade into his thorat warningly. "She snag for me and it sounded os good" the lizard retorted while spitting on caney. The lizard's eyes glinted like minecraft glowstone with blue stained glass stacked in front of it in a dark ravine, and her eyes which were brown as a stripped spruce log on a rainy minecraft day squinted in guilt. Caney couldnt kill this gu,y he was to pathetic. Instead she settled for hitting him in the head with the blunt end of the handle and he collapsed unconscious to the grassy dirt. Y/n's eyes so dark they looked like minecraft obsidian glanced up into caney's and the 2 rushed into a hug. "Are you okay?" caney asked and y/n replied "yes, hes just my dumb stupid lizard neighbore. Hes obsessed with me but hes a creep" y/n said. "Do you want to coem in" "yes" and soon the two headed in to caney's house.
Chip wolf's pov:
I awoke to a sharp pain in my chets. But when I touched it it wasnt bleeding. Weird right? Yeah pretty weird. Speajing of pretty when i looked up i saw lil bucy lookign down at em with worry in his eyeballs so black they looked like a minecraft coal block. All he said was "no homo" and i looked away. I wished it was homo, he is so hot. Like you know hit film the hottie and the nottie? Hes the hottie. Wowee hes sexy. Anyways, that was when i noticed the stranged cloak figures standing around and the REALLY big fire. And i am talking BIG. a VERY large flame/ Anyways these figures smiled as they all said "it worked!!" in unison. Lil bucky told me he stumnled into a strange forest cult who really likd bringing peooppe bac k to life. Good thing he remembered to bringmy corpes with him when he broke out of jail! Hes so cool. Anyways, as me and bcukee locked eyes, i sighed happily at being alive. In fsct, "i love being alive" i said allowed as my sexh friend buckard nodded before whispering "i hate women" soon the claoked figure s told us to leave so we did. We went back to the bucksters house and we went up to his bedroom happily...
The Onceler's POV:
I didntk now where she had gone but i needed to find her. I would find her. I will. Watch your bck, y/n, for i must now tkea you to wear you truly nbelong.
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The Animal In Us
RomanceY/n is a not like other girls. She hates boys and men, and thinks they are stinky. That is, until she meets Lil' Buc-ee at the skate park. And then she meets Caney at the mall. And then she meets her childhood best friend Geico Lizard. And then she...
