I was with my friends at the diner.
"what? "
"your a sweet guy you know that? "
"sh- shut up"
"no, you truly are your adorable I'm gonna pinch your cheeks "
"screw you "
"no Dave there is no boyfriend"
"but"
"no"
"what you think she mad it up? "
"yes of course she did girls have to say they have a boyfriend when that meet some random dick it's practically in the manual "
"I don't know I really believed her"
"well of course you did even now when im encouraging you it's bull shit it's how you know when she likes you in a couple of days check her a text she wants to hangout you know?" get some Chinese food get some teriyaki chicken when she said she has a boyfriend she doesn't really like you, thanks love " he thanks the waitress
"you can always tell yourself hey she has a boyfriend you know? It's not me it's a good system tell him" he told my other friend. My other friend just nodded yes.
"I'm not going to text her "
"why not? I thought you said you have a thigh little bond "
"because "
"because of Jane? Seriously Dave that's never going to happen "
"I accidentally spilled wine on her carpet"
"right who gives a shit "
"she does she has this thing about her carpet I don't know the way, sun light hits it" I see them look at each other. "I couldn't text her even if I wanted to "
"she didn't give you her number "
"no she started to she typed in the first 3 digits then, I mean how many number combinations can there be? "
"2 million " my other friend answered
"just call information "
"don't be stupid she's not going to be missing besides I don't even know her parents first names"
"you know where she lives? "
"well great so I can stand outside of her house? Cause that's not creepy at all, yes great"
"well find her on facebook "
"I don't think she does facebook she doesn't really believe in that thing "
"she doesn't believe in the internet? This girl sounds like a giant ass ache a huge ache in my ass, the type I know the type the opportunity that goes rock and gyptian art films, smells like vegan food doesn't bother to shave her pits in love with a scary bold eyed guy name Harly "
"what do you ever come up with? "
I got cut off by my other friend.
"Stan Wit "
"what are you even talking about? "
"Stan Wit goes to North "
"Stan Wit goes to North I saw that"
