A/N: sorry I've been dead anywyas here's a new part
alfalphamale_ripper💪: GUYS GUSYS GJSUYS HUSY
alfalphamale_ripper💪: wait did everyone go offline
chaseblogs🤯💯: everyone was active about 6 hours ago
alfalphamale_ripper💪: ughhrrr
alfalphamale_ripper💪: ANYWAYS I HAVE SOME AWESOME NEWS
chaseblogs🤯💯: what bro?!?
alfalphamale_ripper💪: IM A DAD!!!
chaseblogs🤯💯: omg does that mean I'm a dad too?!
priya!!💜: really?
milliebillie❤️: congratulations!
alfalphamale_ripper💪: oh now you guys are online 😒
milliebillie❤️: Sorry Ripper, we were busy
damiennn: Wait, you have a child?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!!
alfalphamale_ripper💪: YUR
alfalphamale_ripper💪:
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alfalphamale_ripper💪: his name is fart
damiennn: of course it is.
milliebillie❤️: wow
priya!!💜: Wait, isn't that the baby cassowary that you kicked during last season?
alfalphamale_ripper💪: uh yeah
alfalphamale_ripper💪: he followed me back to the ship when we left and he wouldn't go away so he's my child now
z: yooo u have a child too?
z:
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Randomposted this on ao3 so I'll just slap it here I am so sad cover art done by me ships include: chipper(Chase x Ripper), nichaxel(Nichelle x Axel), Rajbow(Bowie x Raj), mkulia(MK x Julia) - if you don't like, don't read
