me: *listening to 5SOS*
music: back in high school, we used to take it slow. Red lipstick on and high heel stilettos.
me: *is in high school*
*takes it slow*
*wears sweatpants and converse to school*
*wears hardly any makeup let alone red lipstick*
me: *cries*
me: I can never be in a 5SOS song unless they made one named 'lazy teenage band obsessed pizza addict'
