these words echoed deep in fans head.l.l... he got up, and said "im doing this! i got this im gonna become a...."
CAPITALIST!
fan started a nft company that started taking big numbers, soon becoming the riches person in the world. everyday he would take a morning walk and throw mirowaved molten hunnybuns taped to bricks and throw them at himeless people.
till he encountered his number 1 corprate enimeny.... JAKE ENGLISH AND HIS TEA COMPANY....
jake had been shanking homeless people for shooting his husband dirk..... feeding them raw tea and breaking crumpits infront of them.........
fan brought out a comically large swrod... and jake brought out a shank.l...
LET THE BATTLES BEGIN!
YOU ARE READING
capitilism is my mittle name....... (ii sad story ft. homestuck)
Actionfan goes o a walk with his beatufil wife testuher... until a bunch of Homeless Jerks come commit s drive dye to his wife... Tetsueb died a horrible death and fan has resent ed homeless people for YEARS after this... until he reminders somethink pain...
