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Comedy: Pikachu and ash.

Comedy comedy, HAH yeah I might've published this early but anyway enjoy.
Ash's pov.
This is so stupid this ugly fat retard Pikachu is with me.
"Okay first of all mr.pokemon master your full of crap and when you jump you litraly break your butt." Screamed Pikachu.
"Ah SHUT UP" ash yelled.
"I think I know why your name is ash.....BECAUSE YOUR SKIN IS SO BURNT AND YOUR LEGS ARE ASHY!" Pikachu yelled as he giggled.
"WELL YOUR A PIKACHU BECAUSE YOUR FAT WOBBLY BELLY SUPRISES EVERYONE AND ITS LIKE .....PIKACHU! Cause it rimes with pika boo "I screamed like it was a burn.
Misty came along.
"ASH YOUR SO SKINNY WHEN YOU GET TOUCHED YOU DIE FROM SENSITIVITY!" She screeched.
"AND BROCK YOUR NAMED "BROCK" BECAUSE YOUR EYES ARE SO HEAVY AND AS HARD AS A "ROCK" YOU CANT EVEN OPEN THEM" misty screeched.
"Well your named Misty because your smelly as a FISHY" yelled Brock even though it was not a burn.
Retards.....