"Who Are You?" Sonnyban

9

"Uuughh~"

Alban Knox POV:

I groaned in the painfully silent room for the fifty millionth time, the movement of me slouching back in my chair following along. Each groan turned more into more of a melody than the last. That was both because I was getting more tired as the minutes went on and because I knew it was annoying the life out of mister pajama pants next to me.

'How did I find myself here you ask? Well~...'

Sonny Brisko was a force planted here to ruin my innocent life of course. I had woken up early on a roll from the victory I had last night, got ready, arrived at the school, treated myself to someone's nice breakfast which was, to my luck, a stack of waffles. How did they fit a stack of thick waffles into a plastic container, I don't know, the same way I stuffed that stuff right into my pocket. Hah, just like I had stuffed those files into this all mighty jacket of mine too, wow wait I'm actually just so coooolll! Anyways anyways, even with no syrup I was still willing to gobble those things whole in under a two minutes as usual but there stood one problem. No milk :(

'At least milk, it's super necessary or else these will just be dry waffles.'
It was a necessary thought that ANYONE would've had (and not just a thought given to me because of my apparent cat genes), so I decided to try and find them. I walked around the whole campus and saw everyone with milk cartons that these animals were either tossing across the whole room, making scores by shooting it into the trash bin, or throwing it into each other's faces. Each time I saw this, my poor heart shattered. I even tried to get the food like they all did in the cafeteria but they refused me because I hadn't set something up to be able to receive food apparently? Strange. Defeated, I began to walk back to my class when I then saw it. Decent people in my class who hadn't slaughtered their poor innocent milk. Just neglected it but they didn't diminish it like the rest of the cruel world around. I didn't waste the chance and so I went over to walk past them ever so sneakily and then... there I had gotten their milk. Sadly I wasn't quick enough and one of the guys grabbed my hand to stop me. Perfect timing as usual, my class began as Mr. Ike walked in and I looked down at the other man's shirt to see the name tag that showed this wasn't a student but a teacher who was actually in the middle of lecturing a student in trouble here. The tag said "Mr. Haywire," and those sleep deprived eyes did NOT look like he was having all happy fun times right now. I've been in situations where my life was at risk but this was the most terrified I had been so far. Quickly I had grabbed the glasses off of his face so he couldn't see me and tried at a last chance to go through with stealing the milk by yanking my hand away as I stood up to quickly run over to my assigned seat. I escaped as always, I've done far more harder things as the Phantom Thief! Or at least that should've been the case... how was I supposed to know the pressure of both of us squeezing the milk would cause it to burst on the floor behind me and make Mr. Haywire slip and fall on his face as I tried to run away... In a matter of only seconds, instead of running to my seat, this became a mission to run right out that classroom. I was running to the door, improvising under moments by putting on the glasses as I walked past Mr. Ike who didn't seem to really see it was me just yet. Yeah I would never betray my sunglasses and wear clear glasses, this would totally work. I would just walk right back in without them to make it look like I was late which should be normal right. Of course, the glasses were doing their normal function as well, which made me see blurry as I headed for the door. Before I even had a chance, some yellow haired hypocrite contradicted himself by rushing in and opening that door, (totally not referencing to how Sonny should just follow the meaning of seeing a yellow light in traffic which is to slow down since with that hair, he basically is one haha-), thus slamming right into my face and knocking me down.