Jolly Whispers of Warm Ice

The Carol of Clause

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A sudden emergence of snow rapidly falls upon the land around you. Cool wind rush past you, almost knocking you down. The wind swirls and gathers the fallen snow, encapsulating into its arms. The wind blows faster and faster, until it's foggy, too white to see. You close your eyes accepting your demise, allowing the wind to sweep you off your feet. The cold ground fails to comfort you, and tears begin to dwell in your eyes. Suddenly, your vision goes dark.

"IIIIIIII....don't want uhhllawt for Chreesemus, therrre is just one thing III neeheedd..." Your eyes slowly widen to meet black, polished stone walls.

"I dont care about the presents...aunderneeth the Christmuhs tree...."
The singing rings a familiar bell and you attempt to remember where it's from. Your reminiscing is cut short by quiet steps coming closer.

"I. Just. Want you for my oowehnn...More than you chud evhahh knooweh..."
You freeze.

"Where am I?" You finally think to yourself.

"WHO IS THAT?" Still frozen, scared to look you think of the shriek you heard earlier.

"Make. My. Wish coomee truuueee..."

"Allll IIII want for Krisstmwazzzsszz..."

"Wait...its time? Presents under the tree?“

You feel a warm, but cold-hearted presence just behind you.

"IIIIIEeassss..."

"MARIAH ANGEL CAREY??!?!“

"Yuuouuououuuuuuuuuhhhhhh"

You turn around. To your suprise...it was Santa Claus.

"HOHOHO" He takes a human size Christmas stocking and stuffs you in it.

"OMG U KNOW THAT SONG???“ You asked in absolute amazement, being your final words.