Some bonus stuff cuz yes.
Dachi: I'm not a doctor I'm a medic.
Shellington: What's the difference then?
Dachi: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.
Barnacles: Note to self, never get injured.
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Peso: A SPIDEEER!!!!!!
Dachi: KILL IT! SMASH IT!
Shellington: BURN IT!
Kwazii: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN!
Barnacles: Awww, it's so cute! Look at it!
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Shellington: Peso keeps forgetting which WiFi network they're supposed to use.
Shellington: So I renamed ours to "Peso, use this one" to help them out a little.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Tweak, to the crew: You should change your passwords to "incorrect". Then, every time you forget it, the system will remind you, "your password is incorrect".
Barnacles: That.. That makes good sense..
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Barnacles: Did you ever have like an animal run into ur room and find it or anything?
Kwazii: I had a spider that I burnt.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Peso: I told Kwazii to grab snacks for everyone.
Dachi, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Peso, Barnacles, Shellington, and Kwazii raise their hands*
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Prof.Inking: Why would anyone want to harm Kwazii?
Shellington: Maybe because they met them?
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Barnacles, Shellington and Kwazii on a mission.
Barnacles: What's the status down there, Kwazii?
Kwazii: About to die, Shellingtons a nerd. The usual.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Peso: What's s3xting?
Barnacles: Your lucky.
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
Kwazii, whispering to Tweak, who's on the phone with Dachi: Ask them something!
Tweak: How are you feeling?
Dachi: Fine.
Kwazii: Something personal!
Tweak: At what age did you first get your period?
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
OKAY 10 in total I think. Anyways, a random chapter, baiii peeps!!
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Random(Edited) Captain Barnacles has been acting weird lately, coughing mainly. Kwazii, Tweak, Dashi, Peso, Shellington, and vegimals (?) is worried about their captains sickness. Will they be able to cure his sickness? P.s. There will be NO shipping in...
