(C): MISTAKE!!!! DINNER!! now.. (T): Finally you haven't fed me in weeks (C): Todd istg if you call cps on me I will kill you (T): this is why dad beats you (C): he doesn't beat me tf..?? (T): Yes he does in bed!!! And naked... why do you do that? (C): uh you know.. skibidi toilet.. (T): Isn't that my real dad (C): no (J): it's me I'm your real dad (T): hey dad- (J): SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!! *Jaxton beats Todd until it bleeds* (T): Dads... I have something to tell you.. (C): oh god what now (T): well.... uhhhhh......... uhm (J): Spit it out already! Tell us!!!! (T): well.. uh...
I'm pregnant..!! (C & J): WHAT!!!! BY WHO!!!! TELL US. NOW!!! (T): well the dad is... skibidi toilet... (C): WHAT.. YOUR OTHER DAD?? YOUR 7. (J): I hope Silas rapes you ... actually I'll call him
(J): Hey Silas can you rape someone for me (S): are they dead? (J): ... No... (S): Then no! *hang up* ...(J): Fine I'll just do it myself!! (C): WHAT DONT RAPE MY CHILD.... (J): I'm not.. (C): Oh thank god (J): GET OVER HERE TODD!!!! (T): AGHHHHHH
*Jaxton then beats the absolute crap out of Todd mistake and lets him bleed out on the floor* (C): Finally I hated that thing (J): Same bro *then jaxton and Caiden make out*
o-owo ajah-Chan! What are y-you doing!
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