hey guys i'm absolutely fucking SLEEPY today. it's pretty ball fucking stupid tbh because i'm a huge nerd and i am trying RESEARCH MY SILLY LIL BRAIN TICKLES.
anyways right now it's paragon falcons they're actually so metal. they've adapted to live in big cities instead of natural land, specifically in new york city. occasionally they live in rural areas, but they're more commonly sighted nesting in sky scrappers. i think they're really cool tbh because they DIVE?!??!? HELLO?!?!? what a fucking metal bird😎😎😎 that's how they reach such high speeds!! they tuck their wings into their sides and dive down almost vertically towards their prey, leaving it no time to react!!! need a man like that tbh but not in a furry way.
ANYWAYS enough of me bird talking, as much as i know the ladies like it ;) (i know you guys do trust... (i'm lying to myself)) i am here to introduce myself 🦅🦅🦅🦅
my name is hunter and i am a seventeen year old teenage blonde loser. i'm pretty mid tbh, but my autistic eyes, long hair, and glasses captivate the female specimen.
i am bisexual probably but nobody wants me so it is EXTREMELY HARD to tell.
fun fact i'm also 5'5! i actually can't win. i really like birds because they're wings make my brain go WEEEEE! i've commonly been described as "male wife" by my bestie pookie bear max. hml if you want to see pics of me in my hannah montana apron 😏
many people mistake me as trans but i think it's because people can't handle my feminine waist and willingness to get on my knees. i
buhhhhhh i do not know what else to say but PLEASE interact my pookabutts i am so interesting 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 (i will cry real tears if nobody comments gususys pleassseeeeee)
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hunters super cool inner thoughts
Acaki'm about to go balls to the walls insane with this thing you are NOT ready. mostly funny probably 👍👍
