I drive back furious. I cant believe it. When I want to go I can't. At the hotel they didn't have any spare rooms left for us. Apparently the news spread quickly. As I storm out I bump into someone, "Sorry I-" he trails of when he looks at me, "Stan Marsh?"
I look him over, "Yes? Are you someone from Highschool?"
He nods, "It's me Clyde!"
"Oh sorry I uh, didn't recognize you.."
Clyde was always the "hottest" boy. Now he's pudgy, with very untamed hair, and a scruffy beard, "Yea I've been getting that a lot, "He chuckled.
I quickly change the subject, "So uh, what have you been up to?"
He shrugs, "Just hanging around, drinking beer, ya know."
I nod, I definitely know. I've been *testing* alcohol for about 20 years, "So what are going to do while your stuck here?"
"I'm gunna check out the school!"
That sounds fun, sorta, "Alright I'll come with too."
He nods, "Ok."
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We walk into the and there was a man standing at a locker trying to open it, "Uh what are you doing?" I ask the strange man,
He turns around his dark skin was wrinkled with smile wrinkles and dark brown almost black eyes, "Oh ha, I'm just checking out my old locker."
Clyde's face was frozen in shock, "Tolkien?!"
He nods, "Yes Clyde?" His deep voice laced with happiness.
"You look good!"
He chuckles, "You look.." he looks him up and down, "Different."
Clyde laughs, "I've been hearing that a lot.."
Tolkien turns to me, "Stan Marsh, right?"
I throw my hands up, "The one and only."
He smiles a bit before he glares, "So have any idea who didn't get the vaccine?"
I glare too, "No."
"I was the one that didn't get the vaccine," Clyde says nonchalantly.
"Why?" Me and Toliken say together.
"Well, I'm allergic to shellfish. And the person could've eaten shellfish and it could've gotten into my system and I could've died."
Tolkien stare at him blankly, "So it was for a shellfish reason?"
"Pretty much."
"Oh my god, Clyde you dipshit!" I facepalm.
He shrugs, "Well I'm still alive sooooo."
"I don't care I want you dead now. I don't want to be in South Park," I shout.
Toliken's eyes sweep the school, "I can see why."
"Not that."
"Why then?"
"Someone," I grumble.
He raises his eyebrows, "What was that?"
I shake my head, "Not important."
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Why Do I Love You so Much(Style South Park)
Fanfiction*swearing* cover creds ckenshim.This is my first fanfic so expect the worst. Not toxic stendy Wendy's not a bitch, kyles not a twink, Stan's not a achiolic (I can't spell too), and I tried to make their personality's as canon as possible. The charac...
