Why Do I Love You so Much(Style South Park)

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     I look at my watch, "Wow look at the time! I gotta go, I need to find a place to sleep."

"Ok, but-"

I cut of Clyde by running out the school and to my car. I rest my head on the steering wheel, "Damit."

  Kyle's POV

   This is my worst nightmare, Cartman in my house. Again. But this time with a Jewish wife, and 2 kids. And the worst part a Jewish Cartman. He says he's changed and doesn't hate Jews, I don't believe that. I holy up from my bed, I can't stand the sound of Cartman saying things about how Abraham or some shit saved someone or another while having sex with his wife. Jewish people don't actually do that. I've asking him nicely to shut the fuck up, he didn't. So I just walk down the stairs to sleep on the couch. I grab one of the pillows and rest my head on it. Luckily I can't hear them anymore. As I'm about to drift of into sleep my door bell rings, "Damit, " I mumble. 

I open the door and Stan's standing there. His eyes widen, "Oh um nevermind."

"No what do you need!" I shout to him, he's already almost to his car.

I rush out and grab his arm, "Cmon, I'll help you if you need."

I long for him to be in my life again. He looks at me nervously, "I was wondering if I could have a stop to sleep."

"Of course I have a guest bedroom!"

Now I need to kick out fatass.

—-

Me and Stan are sitting in the kitchen drinking coffee with Cartman's kids while they're eating pancakes. Finally that data's comes down with his wife. I stand up, "Cartman you need to leave."

He looks bewildered, "What why?"

"I need room for Stan."

He looks at me angrily, "What the fuck Kahl!"

"Leave!" I shout.

He punches my arm, "Fine, let's go!"

He storms out with his hands full with suitcases and his family right behind him. I sat down beside Stan again, "Dam, he actually listened."

I smiled, "I know, it's amazing."

"Do you know when they're gunna let people leave?"

I sighed of course he's asking this question. Cant he just be happy to see his best friend again and leave it at that? No he can't, "I don't know Stan."

 He sinkend into the chair, "Sorry."

"It's ok."

We sat in silence for a while.

"Kyle?"

Hm?"

He sat up straight, "How come you never left South Park?"

I shrug, "I like it here," I lie.

"But you always wanted to leave and go to Harvard?"

I sigh, "Do you want to knwo the real reason?!" I say angrily.

He nods slowly, "Ok." I say, "It's cuz I could never get over you, and I still can't!" I shout, "Happy now Stan?"

He stays silent, "Sorry I did that to you.."

Oooooommmgg my Christmas present to u is these new chapters aaannnnddd  my new fan fic. Ms. Potato head bendy. I'm publishing the parts I have done already so I'm should definitely read it. It's WAAAYYY better written than this is lol. And the parts r longer. So merry Christmas if you celebrate it and happy holidays!!!