[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am back with a new chapter! This one will have Blitzo sneaking out of bed, after some Dub Con with Stolas! Hope you enjoy this chapter and NO Stolas did NOT Force Blitzo!]
(Blitzo's POV)
Frick, I should have not let it go this far last night. Stolas fucked me senseless and now I am sore. I am the one who usually tops. I did not mind being a bottom brat, but Stolas got way into it last night. I am going to feel swore for a couple of days for sure. I sneak out and get dressed, jumping off the balcony and making my way to my Van. Shit, of course, I would get a mother fucking parking ticket! Stolas's ass is paying for this one!
I climb and text him the ticket and tell him I have to get to work. I also need to pick up Millie, Moxxie, and LOONA! Shit, Shit! I told her I would be back before morning! I am a shit dad!
-Time Skip-
I got them all, Loona was a bit annoyed with me that I did not make her breakfast. We went through hell burger and got hellbrown patties. Which was very good. I ate mine and drank my iced coffee and Loona does the same. That is when some BITCH in a pink tampon racecar cut us off and parked in my spot. The fucking bitch! Who the HELL Did they think they were? I grab my megaphone.
"Listen up, you unoriginal pink cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my parking spot!" I say into the megaphone.
Suddenly the owner of the car steps out and I curse. It is my psycho bitch ex.
"Oh, shit! Verosika!" I say and she blows a bubble of pink bubblegum until it pops.
She crosses her arms and looks at me. Greeting me with the name, SHE KNOWS I hate. "Blitz-o."
I get out of the van and dust myself off. "I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles, which is odd. Because I believe the nearest ocean is THREE RINGS DOWN!" I snap at her.
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts," she says and I glare.
So I got drunk and accidentally kidnapped a kid once! I did not know he was in the back seat for fuck sake! "Oh, yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass outta rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!" I shoot back at her and she flips her hair dramatically.
"They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups." Verosika says, taking a drink from her bottle and wiping her mouth with her thumb. "So, says "Hi"." She tells me and I storm up to her.
"Why are you parkin' here?! This is the ONLY parking spot my company has! So take your tampon race car somewhere else!" I snap at her. I always hated her pink cars, they are so fucking tacky.
"Actually, prick. It has my name on it." She tells me and points down.
Some bitch in the building GAVE MY SPOT TO THIS SKANK!?!?
"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building." She says and pushes her hair up a bit before letting it drop. "And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break."
My eyes widen at that! "A WEEK?! No, no, you are NOT parking here for a fuckin' week!" I tell her and she removes her sunglasses.
"Awww, you mad, Blitz-o? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car, and run-" She starts and I finish it with her.
"run three rings to and max MY credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"
"Goddamn it whore, you will NOT let that go!" I say and stomp my foot at her.
"Choke on a sandpaper cock." She says, flipping me off, and walks away, I follow after her.
"HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I'm gonna-" I did not get to finish as a towering figure appears behind me and growled.
"You'll what?" He asks.
I swallow hard, no matter how much I would love to choke on his cock... I know he will not do that to me. I would more than likely get a fist to the face and maybe an arm ripped off. "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!" I say and then we all laugh like we are in a sitcom.
"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well," she tells me. "If you want me to move my car~"
She moves her hand under my chin and smirks down at me.
"All you have to do~ Is be mine~ I will, of course, punish you for leaving me~ But all you have to do is be mine~," She says I slap her hand away.
"I rather let Mammon Fuck my tight little ass and make me lick it clean!" I snap at her and she glares.
"Suit yourself." She says and turns around, flipping me off once more. "Ta-ta, fuck stain."
Fucking Cunt...
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!]
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