There is ALOT of cussing in dis so uhhh....... yea if you are mature unlike me you could probably read this without laughing
I woke up and i was laying in front of a masion what the hell i blushed noticing that i was still in my towel wrapped around my waist.Minda that as--i was cut off buy hearing something in the bushes, i just noticed my surroundings im in creepypasta land my heart froze i was scared shitless i forgot about the bush cause i was frozen in fear.Something jumped out the bushes and pounced me what the fuck i turned around to see a dog with the most horrific face i ever seen but it was sort of cute in a creepy way,WAIT this is smile dog jeff the killers dog i let go of him.But then the big ball of blood-stained ass fur jumped on me and started licking me what the---the dogs tonge went my mouth Oh helllll no (PISSED MODE ACTIVATED) i punched the big ass ball of fur and the fell off him and growled I was feelling strong ass shit,just then something grabbed my hand i turned around to see a tall slender person what the fuck type of tall ass skinny ass motherfuc---before i could finish static filled my head
I woke up to the sound of mindas voice which was really fucking irritating i opened my eyes to see a fine ass girl she was pretty cute but she looked like minda" your finally woke" it was minda but..........how
MEH i didnt really think this was funny hmmmm o well next time YAOI *DOSE HAPPY DANCE*mom comes in what are you doing UHHHH........THE HARLEM SHAKE.whew that was toooo close there was alot of cussing in this dang
