Link woke up with a sharp pain shooting up and down his back"shit"link said link got up and decided to go to the hot spring in death moutain but his ass hurted so bad he decided to call minda who had an attitude"the fuck you what jack ass"."danm"link whispered "could you please teleport me to death mountain",and why the fuck would i do that"said minda"cause"link blushed a little bit(i know what he's thinking bout:-)) minda saw he blushed a little bit "spill" minda said smirking "what are yo--"then link knew what she was talking bout."SPILL tell me what the fuck happened"minda yelled.link just decided to ride epona which would hurt like hell but o well.
I was ridding threw the forest when i got the sudden felling of being watched i kept ridding but looked around i saw a creature i dont know what it was but it had red eyes with black pupils.link rode faster till he was at death mountain,he jumped in the hot spring and felt sooo relived.Then that bitch minda appeared but she was in the form of the guy named dark link who raped him i flinched then it turned to minda that relived the shit outta me."hahahaa so you met him befoe havent you"i sat there and glared at the bitch.I suddenly got dizzy n passed out.
Sorry there wasnt no yaoi i dis one but the next MWHHAHHAH you better be prepared cause this i gonna be funny az hell