Techno: You're trying to use my ego against me?
Y/n: I thought it'd work.
Techno: No it worked. I'll do it.
~
Dream: So, what's it like living with Y/n?
Karl: They once referred to sand as "heterosexual glitter."
Dream: ...
Karl: I love them so much
~
Dream and Sapnap coming over to Karl and Y/n's house for the first time
Dream: What's the Wi-Fi password?
Karl: Of course! I can't remember it off the top of my head, do you?
Y/n : I do- here, I can put it in your phone
Sapnap: It's okay, just tell us! We promise we won't snitch and share it everywhere
Y/n: Uh...
Karl: Y/n, a word in the kitchen
*The two leave, leaving Sapnap and Dream standing there*
Karl: Y/n... what did you make the Wi-Fi password?
Y/n: It was Tommy's idea
Karl: Oh goodness what is the Wi-Fi password?
Y/n: DREAM SUCKS
Dream: Hey!
Sapnap, from the dinning room: Thanks for the password! It worked!
~
Quackity: Y/N, GET UP! SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR CLAIMING YOU GOT HER PREGNANT!
Y/N shoots up instantly running towards the door.
Y/N: WHERE? WHEREEEE?
Karl, started laughing at his girlfriends reaction reaction, somehow realising something.
Y/N (groaning): Fuck off, I'm a literally a woman
Karl: Why did you get up so quickly? Did you really think you can get someone pregnant, and hey, are you sleeping around, Y/N!!!????
Y/N: WHAT!? NO! Kar, it's the adrenaline that makes me run out the door
Karl and Quackity started laughing again.
Y/N: you are so mean
Karl: I'm just messing with you, Love.
~
Dream: Can I have your number?
Y/n, visibly texting: I don't have a phone
~
Phil: I can't believe I'm saying this, but we need to come up with a really good lie.
*everyone looks at Y/N*
Y/N: Why are you looking at me?
The SBI: ...
Y/N: Yeah, you should look at me.
