Y/n: Can you preheat the oven, I'll be home soon Tommy: What are you, banana bread?
Y/n: Be very careful what you say next
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Tommy: And how exactly will you stop me?
Y/n: I'll call Phil.
Tommy:
Tommy: Shit.
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Dream: Did you miss me while I was gone?
Y/n: You were gone?
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Phil: When's the last time you slept?
Y/n: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Phil: A few- how many?!
Y/n: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers...
Phil: What you need is sleep!
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Y/n: I feel so burnt out.
Techno: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.
Y/n: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Techno: Well not if you're expecting it.
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Ranboo: Please pray for Y/n
Wilbur: What happened to them?
Ranboo: Nothing, they're just very stupid.
Y/n: Hehehee
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Y/n: I never understood why people cared so much about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Y/n: *Picks up Tubbo*
Y/n: I've only been friends with Tubbo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then my self.
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Y/n: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Techno: Literally or figuratively?
Y/n: I have to specify?
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Wilbur, thinking out loud: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Y/n: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Techno: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Phil: Why is Y/n crying on the floor?
Wilbur: They took one of those 'what dream smp member are you?' quizzes.
Phil: And?
Techno, laughing: They got Dream
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Phil: What did you two do?
Y/n:
Techno:
Phil: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Y/n: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person.
Tommy: Actually, Tubbo is my favourite.
Y/n: Okay then, it is I, that bitch.
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