* Ykn, the only time I ever saw Killberry is that one animation on thoutube and like
* I thought writing this would be intewesting because yes
* Anyways why don't we hop into the berry crusher now? UwU
Title: Telebone Bud
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"Stretch! I'm home!"
Silence.
Blue was greeted by silence.
He heaved a sigh, removing the coat he's wearing, as well as his shoes before stretching and quickly leaving to his room.
He was home alone... Good, that alcoholic might be at the bar right now, which meant that Blue could spend the rest of his night in peace! Hurray!
Don't get him wrong though, he cares for his brother... Well, as much as he could anyways. Even though he was the oldest of the two, his brother could've stopped slacking off and got his ass to work rather than Blue, y'know?
It's already hard when his brother keeps gambling with the money he earns, but him being an alcoholic and a smoker on top of that...
Ugh, Blue just doesn't know what to do anymore!
He barely even has any friends because all he does is worry over his brother, so now he's 26 and lonely as fuck!
Bzzt
Bzzt
...
Well, as lonely as he can be anyways.
Blue then quickly takes out his phone from his bag after taking off the gloves to reveal pale skin full of callouses, ah, the joys of training. One of his favorite past times
"Hello?" Blue spoke as he answered, putting the phone on speaker.
"Blue! Heeeyy glad you picked up!" A cheerful voice resounded from the phone and Blue flinched in surprise when he heard a scream afterwards.
"Jesus Killer! Warn me first!" Blue yelled in annoyance and Killer laughed lightly as Blue then began to change his work outfit to his casual.
"Sorry! Sorry- anyways, I called here because I wanted to inform you that I found the guys that attempted to jump on you a couple days ago." Killer spoke calmly as Blue stretched, turning towards the mirror to look at his pale and tired face, with silver eyes and silver dyed hair.
Ugh, he looks terrible.
"Alright... Good job I guess? I still don't know why you tell me these." Blue commented as he then took his phone again and lied down on his bed and stretching a bit.
"Because! You're the only one willing to listen to my complaints about my murderers! Like, just now this lady I killed tired me out by running so much! She's definitely your go to friend when it comes to horror movies, but man! She's fast!" Killer groaned and Blue sighed.
Truth be told, Blue is actually not really that into murder and stuff, especially since he dislike blood and death but like, Killer's rambling was oddly nice to listen to even if it's about the very thing he doesn't really like.
Well, can you really blame him when Killer's also his only friend?
"Sometimes you make me regret ever agreeing to answer the phone."
"Oh come on! You'd be so lonely if you never did~" Killer spoke in a tune and Blue groaned.
"Fuck off."
"Alright sugarbear~!" Killer laughed and Blue brushed a hand through his hair and sighed. Ahh fuck.
As much as he regrets answering a murderer's phone, he would never regret the fact that he got a friend anyways. Even if he's a murderer.
Right... Blue could still clearly remember how Killer was supposed to kill Blue because that was his way of killing. Dialing random numbers, then doxing the recipient behind that number, then tailing them, stalking, then finally killing.
Well, surprise for Killer when he found that Blue and his brother was having one of the worse types of fights that got bloody.
Safe to say that Killer's suggestion to kill Stretch was still up, but Blue declines because the police would be bothersome.
"Oh! Have you saved enough money to move out yet? You really should leave your brother soon." Killer commented and Blue hummed.
"Almost done. Also, you'll still gonna live in my house after this, right?"
"Yeah! Don't worry, I'll pay my share of the bills!"
"As long as I don't get arrested when the police comes to you, sure."
"Hah! This is why I love you!"
"Cheesy fucker, when are you gonna ask me out if you keep flirting like this?"
"Soon bb grill! Soon!"
"Fuck your grill."
Laughter errupted from the phone while Blue chuckled a bit. Ah, it was nice to not be lonely.
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* Yyyyep
* Idk what I was doing with this. Killer and Blue has some weird relationship going on between them or smthn ig???
* Yeah uh, this was really random.
* Also ik aboosive stretch is overdone thanks to fgod but cmon, Stretch makes a great headache villain
* Also he's not really abusive. More so beyond helping lmao
* Btw, tell me if you guys want more Human Sanses, or maybe at least fantasy Sanses since I'm having fun with them xD
* Next chapter time!
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Shipcember 2023
Fanfiction(Cover maybe temporary) Hey hey hey folks, it's that time of the month again where I have to suffer and update everyday just for you guys! <333 Couple that with me not being in the Undertale fandom as much anymore and you have something that would p...
