Random dude: hewo this is 911 how can I help you
me: Miefone died
rd: then how r u calling
me: im using my phone
rd: then ur phones not dead 'ends'
me: oh shit Miefone will never find her fucking murder
rd2: hello this is 811 how can I help
me: miefone died
rd2: how r u calling then
me: im using my phone
rd2: there's no way u can be calling if ur phone is dead
me: i said Miefone is - 'rd2 ends'
me:noooooooo
rd3: 811 how can we help
me: my friend, miefone, is dead. Find her murder pls
rd3: ur friends with ur phone and someone murdered 'her'?
me" yah, Miefone was born in 2011. Her mother is named Miecar and her father is named Mieleg. her names is spelled m-i-e-f-o-n-e
rd3:k, got it
5 sec later
DING DONG
rd3: here's the murder
me: great
Me: 'kills murder'
