A Crack on Titan

Shingeki no User Names

Account Names

Levi: cleanliness_is_fab

Eren: imma_kill_titans

Mikasa: stalkEren

Armin: cuteblonde

Krista: itshistoriaallalong

Hange: aweSometitans

Reiner: armored_muscles

Berthdolt: colossal_walls

Ymir: iaMeighty

Marco: the_lefthalf

Annie: crystal_clear

Sasha: potatolover165

Connie: mymomisatitan

Erwin: eyebrowguy

Mike: sniffsniff

Jean: imNOThorseface

Petra: treehuggger

Ilse: head_less

Oluo: bit_mahtongue

Franz: horizontalmarco

Mina: dead_minorcharacter

Rod: shadowking

Kenny: d_ripper

Grisha: basementbasementbasementbasementbasementbasement

Hannes: WEgottaGOkids

Titans: nomnomnomnom

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Author's Note (WARNING: MAY BE A RANT FROM THE AUTHOR WHO DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE):

Thank you for reading my book! Please support the others too!!! Haha, so I just want to share you something, so there's this one night that my younger sister was washing the dishes and she began saying hentai, hentai, hentai!!! in a cutesy voice and innocent tone. So, she's 13 and also an otaku like me but we doesn't watch hentai! and I looked at my older brother, yeah, he's an otaku too, and I stared at him nervously and he was all like ,"who said that thing to you? Where did you hear it?????", and it freaked out my younger sister and she asked, "C-cool it? I just thought it was some Japanese word and my classmate, Jin, kept saying it"
And I said, "Idiot. It means pervert, and it's also a genre, it's like anime porn", and she was really embarassed and my brother was still freaking out, saying, "Who is this Jin that you speak of? Stay away from that guy! I think I need to talk to him, etc. Etc..." and yeah, now I don't know if it's good or bad that my siblings are otakus too... haha maybe both? I mean, they recommend animes but when Im watching, they're really great spoilers like, *WARNING SPOILERS* "Netero will die in that part", "Berthdolt is the Colossal Titan, guess who's the armored one? Haha, Reiner!" , "Natsu is END!", "Yukio will be possessed by Satan"... *END OF POSSIBLE SPOILERS* But, sometimes they save my skin like,

Mom: What is this horrid ghost-like creature and why is it your desktop background? Change it!!!

Me: ~T_T~

Brother: Mom, it's the smiling Titan from the live action!

Younger sister: yeah, here, look at my background *smiling Titan from anime*

Youngest sister: they're bad ass! *looks at me, then to my brother then to my other sister*

Us:*in perfect sync* Jaeger!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Mom: O-okay O.O  Are you really my children?

Us: *ignores her because we're watching anime*

If you're wondering, this really happened...

Eh, this turned out to be a rant, gomen gomen!!! If you have any other otaku experiences, I'd love to hear about it!!!!