Grim: "Myaaah!"
Ghosts: "Hwaaahhh! We gotta get out of here! Before we get disappeared for good!"
Grim: "H-huh? Did we... win?"
Y/n: "Thanks for your help."
Grim: "Aw, geez, I was scared outta my- I mean, they didn't faze me one bit! Just a walk in the park for a mage of my caliber! Whaddaya got to say now, ghosties? That's right!"
Crowley: "Good evening. In another gesture of my immense kindness, I have brought you dinner. Wait. That's the creature we ejected for causing trouble at orientation! What is it doing here?!"
Grim: "Takin' care of yer ghost problem, that's what. You're welcome, by the way!"
Crowley: "What is the meaning of this, Y/n? But you know, on that topic, I do seem to recall that this dorm had a mischievous ghost problem. Ah, yes... That's why it was abandoned, in fact. The ghosts scared away all the students. And you're saying that you two joined forces to drive them away?"
Grim: ""Joined forces" ain't exactly how I'd describe it. More like I drove 'em away, and the human watched. And I only did it 'cause I wanted some tuna. Hey... Wait a minute! I never got those cans of tuna ya promised!"
Y/n snaps her fingers and two cans of tuna appear.
Crowley: "Would you two be so kind as to demonstrate your ghost-eradication methods for me?"
Grim: "One, no, 'cause I already wiped 'em all out. And two, no, 'cause where's my tuna?!"
Y/n: "Behind you."
Grim stares happily.
Crowley: "I will play the part of the ghosts. As for the tuna, you'll receive it when you defeat me. Oh, what generosity, Crowley... Now, to chug this transmutation potion!"
Grim: "Ah, you gotta be kiddin' me. I gotta work together with the human again?"
Y/n: "Enrollment."
Grim: "Hrmph. All right, but this is the last time. And I better be up to my jowls in tuna afterwards!"
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The Missing Goetia
FanfictionY/n Goeita the eldest child of Stella and Stolas leaves home only to be transported to a magic school. Will she feel more accepted there than at home?
