The episode starts with Axel and Ripper by the lockers making out.
Karl comes by his locker and pulls out a stale honeybun. Karl starts to eat the honeybun.
Here's what Karl looks like by the way:
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Of course someone named Karl eats stale honeybuns.
"Hey. Stop making out on my locker."
-Karl
Axel and Ripper stop making out.
"Oh, sorry man-!"
-Ripper
Axel starts to bite on Ripper's neck.
"Babe..! Ouch~!"
-Ripper
"Nope.. you're all mines.."
-Axel
"I swear.. sometimes it doesn't even feel like you guys are even a couple.."
-Karl
"What? What do you mean?!"
-Axel
"Like, have you guys even gone on a date?"
-Karl
Ripper and Axel start to think.
"Have you guys ever even seen each other's parents..?"
-Karl
"Dang.."
-Ripper
"Crap.. we haven't done anything a couple does.."
-Axel
Karl then pulls out a week's old soda bottle and starts to sip it.
"Just ask Priya and Damien, they're 'perfect'"
-Karl
Ripper and Axel look at Priya and Damien who are looking lovingly at each other.
"You're the Chlorine to my Sodium.."
-Damien
"You're the water that I drink in the desert.."
-Priya
Priya and Damien then kiss each other.
"Dang it! He's right!"
-Ripper
Karl then starts to choke on his own drink.
"Ripper, we need to start doing romantic stuff that isn't sucking face!"
-Axel
"Yeah..! A date or seeing your parents.."
-Ripper
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