Striking Out

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(Conton Baseball Court)


The Silver Gorillas and the Golden Apes are in the final quarter of the game. Next to bat for the Golden Apes is Sun Wukong. He prepares to swing as the pitcher of the Silver Gorillas prepares to throw the ball. He throws it and Sun Wukong was able to knock that ball out of the park into Quaza's house where his pet turtle Sparky woke from the excitement.

Sparky: *Excited Roar*

Quaza: MOTHA-FUU-

Announcer: And there you have it folks! Another Home Run made by the Golden Apes! Marking this Sun Wukong's first ever win in Baseball history! And the crowd goes-

Ruby, Yang, Gore, Aston, Max, Nora, Loadman, and Jaune start cheering along with the crowd while Blake, Weiss, Pyrrha, Ren, and Iced clapped and Garth, Dolin, and Mr. Colden just sit back and finish their nachos.

Announcer: Out of the stadium!

In the locker room, Sun is greeted by many of his teammates and cheers in his name.

Golden Apes: SUN! SUN! SUN!

Sun: Thanks guys! But we all did our part out there! First trophy for our case! Gunzolow, you did great with catching the other team off guard!

Gunzolow: Thanks!

Sun: Those legs must be tired from running for the ball and to bases so much huh Daniel?

Daniel: Damn straight!

Sun: The other team didn't even break a sweat out there. Might just skip to the showers and head to the bar boys!

Golden Ape Batter: Hey Sun, Coach wants to talk with you on the way out. Owner's also with him.

Sun: The owner? Hope it's about my current situation that I have going right now, or maybe I'm-

Golden Apes Coach: Hired.

Sun: Like, hired for Bat cleaning?

Owner: No, he means the first time in your career your now our star player.

Sun: You can't be serious! I'm thankful, but what about my job as being a protector of Timelines? Coach what do you say?

Coach: There's no need to go back to being a Time Patroller in a while, Kid. There's no need to keep doing your job, no evil forces have been causing any harm. Nobody wants to watch Mr. Satan get the crap kicked out of by that Orange haired chick with the Hammer.

Owner: I'd watch that.

Coach: Yeah, but only a psychopath would watch that more than once.

Sun: Um...

Coach: Right?

Owner: Point is, we need to get some fans of the Golden Apes. Those bleachers would've been emptier than a dirty fish bowl if it wasn't for those nooks you gave season passes too.

Elder Kai was sleeping on one row of seats until he woke up after Garth's leftover nachos hit him.

Elder Kai: HA! WHA?! Whuzza? Where are my gram crackers?

Sun: You sure? I mean I've been through a lot in my life. My X girlfriend is dating an alien who just left the City, most of my friends are dating or busy or Namekians or total assholes! If I leave all of this behind, I'll never be whole.

Coach: Never be whole? You haven't even heard the offering.

Sun: What will I... Huh?

Owner: We're giving you a choice, kid. You could come with us and get loads of cash from doing your part, or decide on staying here. You'll still be given 20 billion zeni if you stay though. League rules say I can't leave ex-players high and dry and I also can't bar anyone from accepting sponsorship deals or promotional tie-ins. So you sign this contract and become a star, or walk out of here, and we never see each other again. Your choice, Mr. Wukong.

Cat loves food yeah yeah yeah starts playing, but it was just coming from the owner's radio and he shuts it off.

Owner: Sorry.

Sun: So... this is a win either way?

Coach: Kid, we do nothing but win!

Blake: And so, Sun refused and has left behind his dream of being a star baseball player to staying with the Time Patrol. He then invested in and subsequently purchased his own room in the Time Patrol Lounge area where the rest of the Patrollers basically live. He also opened his own sports bar under the name of Wukong Grill where he lets his friends eat for free.

Quaza: I'm back Bitches!

Blake: Also Quaza. Coming up next on Blake's story corner, an hour retrospective on the Old Man himself, Elder Kai and his tales of being the Supreme Kai. Where did he come from, and after all these years what is this mysterious and used-to-be-illustrious Kai doing now?

Elder Kai: Dammit! I think my ride left... PASCAL!!!

A Pukei Pukei flies in and picks up Elder Kai as his vehicle of transportation.

Elder Kai: To the Cracker Bar!

They take off making their way to the Cracker Bar.




(FIN)

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