(In Tokitoki City's Time Lounge)
It was a beautiful Thursday morning and Quaza had the job of taking care of this little red fire breathing turtle that he was caring for after Frieza's attack.
Yang (Comm): I'm still not sure if it's okay for you to look after the little guy.
Quaza: Listen, it was your idea to leave me in charge while you, your team, and Supreme Kai of Time are off on your little "Business trip," so just let me handle it.
Yang (Comm): You haven't even came up with a name for him and your on about treating him like he's like your dog, Lulu.
Quaza: Yang, I've been conquering literal worlds since I was a kid, how hard is it to look after a single reptile?!
Yang (Comm): You do know all of the emergency numbers, right?
Quaza: Yes, I know all the emergency numbers, but I'm pretty sure I can get him to a Vet faster then an ambulance.
Yang (Comm): Oh! And one more thing, I've also called my so called "Future Soldier in Law" to help you.
Quaza: What do you mean "Future Soldier in Law?" You don't have any-
The door open and reveled that it was Wada in a press suit.
Wada: Lord QUAZA!
Quaza: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Wada had the small Turtle in his hands and was so attracted to it.
Wada: Oh my god, he's so tiny! I remember you being this tiny. God, the Dog could launched you so far!
Quaza: You mean "You could've."
Wada: AH! Uh?! Where's your special friend anyways?
Quaza: She and her team are helping the Universe 7's Supreme Kai of Time with some dangerous task.
Wada: AND YOU DIDN'T STOP HER?!
Quaza: I WASN'T THERE FOR THE BRIEFING!
Wada: You are a bad boyfriend and a terrible boss.
Quaza: I will break your spine, again...!
Wada: But, don't worry! Uncle Wada is here to help. Tip hashtag 1: Whatever you do... DON'T SHAKE DA TURTLE.
Quaza: ...What...?
Wada: Don't grab him under the arms and shake the shit out of him while screaming "you're weak! and worthless, and you'll never be emperor!"
Wada grabbed Quaza by his shirt as started to do an evil laugh for a bit while Quaza was straight up confused.
Quaza: Why? Why would I-
Wada: Trust me, it'll give him a complex. Tip hashtag 2: Don't force feed him carrots it'll increase his growth.
Quaza: These tips are oddly specific did y-
Wada: Turtle's walking out the window.
Quaza: SHIT!
Wada: Hmm. He was about to yeet himself.
Quaza grabbed the turtle and started panting from how he nearly lost the little guy.
Wada: Maybe shake him a little.
The small turtle started to feel something bad in his shell and started to roar a bit.
Quaza: Wh- What he? Stop. Stop! Stop this right now!
Wada: You should yell louder.
Quaza: Stop! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Quaza was on the ground with his eyes wide open while the turtle was still roaring.
Quaza: He... He out screamed me, nobody out screams, Quaza...!
Wada: Solver medal once again.
Quaza: Oh god! To make matters worst he smells awful.
Wada: Lord Quaza. You got to change him.
Quaza: Into what? He's not a Saiyan.
Wada: What do you think that self removable hatch in the back of his smell is for?
Quaza: Oh... Shit.
Wada: That's the idea!
Quaza set the turtle down near a flat surface and was about to change his shell.
Wada: Okay! Now be careful, Turtles like these are known to pee during changing.
Quaza: I thought he already went that's why we... whatever let's just get this over wit- WOAH WOAH!
A giant yellow laser came upwards and launched Quaza into the sky.
Wada: Hey look, Lord Quaza! He's got your stream! What are they feeding you?
Turtle: *Belches*
It was around 8:00 and Wada was finishing a bedtime story for the Turtle.
Wada: And that's how Christmas was known throughout the galaxy as, Frieza Day. The End.
Quaza: Oh my god it's finally over...
Wada: It's only scary the first time because you don't know what you're doing, right? Just go easy on yourself, My Lord.
Quaza: Huh. You know when he's sleeping, for some reason all I want to do is kill anything that might touch him.
Wada: Aw. Guess your a big old softy after all.
Quaza: The fuck you say?!
Wada: Just saying Mr " Destroyer of Worlds." You got a pet turtle, a nice home, some fun friends, and a sugar mama that gave you all. Hehe.
Quaza: I am going to break off both of your legs and then literally kick what's left of you ass with them.
Wada: Alright! Alright. I'll get out of your dome, Goodnight Sparky.
Quaza: Sparky?
Wada: Because when he breaths fire it's like a spark.
Wada leaves the room while Quaza pets Sparky.
Quaza: Goodnight...Sparky
He had a smile on his face until Wada took a picture of him when he wasn't looking.
Wada: This going on my Space-ta-gram.!
Quaza: GOD DAMN IT, WADA!
Quaza was chasing Wada around the house while shooting Death Beams and Ki blasts.
Quaza: GET BACK HERE!
Wada: #Quazy'slittleboi!
Quaza: DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW!
Wada: #PapaQuazy!
Quaza: Hashtag, FINAL...
Wada: Oh boy! AAAAAAAAnd post.
Quaza: FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
Quaza fired a Final Flash Wave through the house that got Sparky up clapping for Quaza's skills.
Quaza: Oh god damn it...!
Wada: #youmissed.
(FIN)
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