(Soupa Saiyan Restaurant)
Jaune and Pyrrha decided to go on a dinner date as Jaune also has other plans for the date as well.
Pyrrha: So, I won't lie. This is the first time I've gone a date with someone after saving the world from a Evil Space Lizard named after a freezing household item.
Jaune: Yeah, last time I went on a date I, defiantly got screwed afterwards. Thanks for that Sun...
Pyrrha: Oof, sounds rough.
Jaune: Eh, If I'd learn anything in life it's that you take the good with the bad. I'm just glad I can take you out tonight knowing you would say yes. You wouldn't believe it, but I actually had this reservation for... a while.
Pyrrha: Place seems pretty upscale, and named after Super Saiyans. Don't tell me, 4 dollar signs on yelp?
Jaune: Yep! And I budget it for the menu. I have exactly enough for two drinks, two entrees, and either an appetizer or desert.
Pyrrha: There's no need to go bankrupt Jaune, I'm mad liquid now.
Jaune: Seriously?
Pyrrha: Pfff no! Back on Remnant when I was famous I had sixteen hundred lien joint, and a Spencer's gift card in my wallet.
Jaune: Oh my Oum...
Pyrrha: Oops! Was that oversharing?
Jaune: NO! I just, sorry that happened to you.
Pyrrha: Hey If I never went to Beacon, I would've met you. Also I wouldn't be able to bench press a literal dozen of metal slab with my semblance so, good with the bad.
The waiter arrives prepared to take Jaune's and Pyrrha's order.
Walter: Good evening I'm Walter and I'll be your waiter for tonight. Here's the drink menu and let me start you off with some water. Sparkling or still?
Pyrrha: I'll take sparkling
Jaune: Ooo sparkling? I'll take-
Walter: Wondeful! I'll be back soon. In the meantime, defiantly take a look at those appetizers I suggest the clams. They go down smooth.
He walks away to inform the chefs of his customers drinks while Jaune and Pyrrha go back to chatting.
Jaune: I was never in to clams myself.
Pyrrha: You defiantly don't seem like a "shellfish guy".
Jaune: Was that a pun?!
Pyrrha: No, you're right. You do look like a "Shrimp".
Jaune: Oh my Oum!
Pyrrha: Sorry, but it was right there.
Jaune: Honestly I was not expecting this sense of humor.
Pyrrha: Why? You think I'm half robot?
Jaune: No! Because your a skinny red head.
Pyrrha: OH DAMN!
Jaune: Oh yeah. Imagine being half Terminator.
Pyrrha: Well then, how about when we get back tot the Time Nest. I'll make you my, Sarah Connor?
Jaune: T-That is uh... oddly arousing.
Pyrrha: I thought about saying John Connor, but-
Jaune: Yeah I know.
Pyrrha: Right?
Walter comes back to see if his customers have picked out a meal yet.
Walter: Hey there! Have we had a chance to look at the menu?
Jaune: Oh! Actually, maybe we should do desert over app cause this white chocolate soufflé sounds amazing-
While Jaune was explaining Walter had his eyes on Pyrrha:
Walter: You know, we actually have a special today. Tornado Rossini on dried fruit brioche with Madero wine sauce. And my number.
Jaune: -And honestly we already have white chocolate and it's called Vanilla.
After he was done Jaune say Pyrrha gazing at Walter while he was gazing back.
Jaune: Um... Something happening?
Pyrrha: Just a sec. So, you serious?
Walter: Dead Serious. I can offer ten and then I can get you off 10:30
Jaune: What is he-?
Pyrrha: Alright Walter 3 things. First: You wouldn't make it passed 10:05. Second: You wouldn't survive past 10:06. Third: Were still waiting on our waters, so if you value your job and or life. Your gonna take this spear, cut the bullshit and get us our goddamn Pellegrino!
Jaune: Holy-
Walter: Sh*t! Okay fine. Could've just said no. God, don't need to be a monster bitch about it.
Jaune: Excuse you? I am going to you 5 seconds to apologize for what you just said.
Walter: Or what, Blonde? You gonna suffocate me with your hair-?
Jaune takes out his sword and places it on the table next to him meaning he's serious.
Jaune: Apologize...
Walter: AH-UH- I-I'M SO SORRY! I-I-I'M SO SO SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Jaune and Pyrrha start walking to the exit while Walter quivers in fear.
Jaune: Oh, and here. For the table.
Pyrrha: And here's your 20% Asshole.
Jaune gives Walter some cash and Pyrrha tosses him her Spencer's Gift Card.
Walter: This-This is expired...
(Outside)
Jaune: I am so sorry for that.
Pyrrha: No need to apologize for him, or at all. That was amazing.
Jaune: You know there's a Burger place not even a mile away from here. Cheap? Friendly?
Pyrrha: I could go full Terminator on a cheeseburger right now! Let's do it!
Jaune: Oh, wait, crap! I just gave all my money away for that table.
Pyrrha: Don't worry, My treat.
Pyrrha and Jaune head to that burger place they were talking about and had a nice Dinner Date together while the Moon starts to come out.
(FIN)
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