Em Busca de One Piece (Roronoa Zoro)

"Oh yes?"

I pull Zoro closer to me

-It already happened, right? *I say seriously* -Get out of here Mihawk. I will never join you.

Mihawk- I gave you chances, Miss Layla, but since you insist. *He says leaving* -this must be goodbye

Zoro- I'm still going to kill that guy. *He says snorting*

Time break

Usopp- I swear I don't want to complain, but are we in a bar again?

*He says complaining*

Luffy- you got hungry, right? *He says sitting down*

Sanji- nothing beats my food.

Zoro- "nothing beats my food" take a shit. *He says imitating Sanji*

Zoro- I'm going to drink until I wake up under the table. *He says taking a bottle of whiskey*

-I'm going too. *I say grabbing a glass of whiskey*

Zoro- we can bet to see who drinks the most. *He smiled*

-Of course.

2 hours later:

Nami- Every time Usopp drinks he dances? *she says looking at Usopp*

Zoro- can't take it anymore? *He says holding his 5 bottle of beer*

-Of course I will. *I say getting the words wrong*

Zoro laughs

-can I tell you something? *I say drunk*

Zoro agrees

-I like a guy with green hair... I wanted to date him.

Zoro- Oh yeah? *He laughs* -He must be very handsome then.

-Yes, he is! Very handsome, and he carries three swords. *I say laughing* -a hot man

Zoro- do you really think so? *He laughs* -I know I'm hot.

So I end up sleeping with my head resting on Zoro's shoulder