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neville | @longbottomneville
HELPPPP me and dean were walking through a door way and his 6'3 self got STUCK 💀💀🙏
3:22pm • 2 feb 2024
33.1k likes | 11k retweets


seamus @sesefifi69
replying to @longbottomneville
HELP WHAT

neville @longbottomneville
replying to @sesefifi69
NOT EVEN BEING FUNNY RN HES TOO TALL FOR THE DOOR AND CANT KNEEL DOWN BC HIS BONES ARE FRAGILE 😭😭😭

dean @deanrizzmas
replying to @longbottomneville
NO IM NOT EVEN BEING FUNNY MY BONES ARE BREAKING

blaise @blazinzabini
replying to @deanrizzmas
hes just like insanely altitudinous or something the freak













hermione | @grangerdanger
i hate when people use big words that they dont actually know the the definition of
4:07pm • 2 feb 2024
21.8k likes | 7.2k retweets


dean @deanrizzmas
replying to @grangerdanger
no yeah same

ron @bloodyhellron
replying to @grangerdanger
NO SAMEEEE !!!! i really photosynthesis with this

neville @longbottomneville
replying to @bloodyhellron
thats supercalifragilisticexpialidocious of you

hermione @grangerdanger
replying to @longbottomneville
why did you kinda use that correctly 😭😭













theodore | @theonotting
heres a big word for you granger: flibbertigibbet and theres no need to look it up it just means harry and ron
4:56pm • 2 feb 2024
15.6k likes | 4.7k retweets


luna @lovegoodness
replying to @theonotting
so a silly person who talks too much

harry @thechosenone
replying to @lovegoodness
hey thats not nice

draco @dracomalfoy
replying to @thechosenone
no thats literally the dictionary definition













harry | @thechosenone
why isn't there a sad glasses emoji
5:29pm • 2 feb 2024
                           19.3k likes | 5.1k retweets


ginny @ginsterweasley
replying to @thechosenone
in what circumstance

harry @thechosenone
replying to @ginsterweasley
to show that im unhappy but still cool 🤨🙄

ron @bloodyhellron
replying to @thechosenone
wait i think he's onto something













pansy | @parkinsonpark
why are men so self conscious about their height there are literally so many more important flaws for them to be self conscious about... for example the lack of emotional intelligence
6:02pm • 2 feb 2024
                             17.4k likes | 2.9 retweets


theodore @theonotting
replying to @parkinsonpark
too many words here for this to be funny

seamus @sesefifi69
replying to @parkinsonpark
i aint reading allat 🔥🔥

ginny @ginsterweasley
replying to @sesefifi69
theres no point in you having a cranium













draco | @dracomalfoy
im so little and tiny i bathe in the sink and dry myself off with a tissue
6:18pm • 2 feb 2024
                            40.2k likes | 17.8k retweets


draco @dracomalfoy
replying to @dracomalfoy
i brush my whole head of hair with one swoop of my toothbrush

blaise @blazinzabini
replying to @dracomalfoy
what...☠️

luna @lovegoodness
replying to @blazinzabini
he said harry and ron stole his phone

pansy @parkinsonpark
replying to @dracomalfoy
sure...

draco @dracomalfoy
replying to @parkinsonpark
NO THEY DID WHY WOULD I TWEET THIS ABOUT MYSELF

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