theodore | @theonotting
draco accidentally ate one of dora's edibles and is watching friends for the first time but he's like soo beyond out of it and he'd kill me if i didn't say that anything he tweets is not actually him, "he's out of it"
10:08pm • 2 apr 2024
14.2k likes | 7.9k retweets
seamus @sesefifi69
↳ replying to @theonotting
IM SO EXCITED FOR THESE STOP
blaise @blazinzabini
↳ replying to @sesefifi69
he just said "why is the plural of roof roofs and not hooves when the plural of hoof is hooves and that should mean the singular version of grooves is groof instead of groove"
dean @deanrizzmas
↳ replying to @blazinzabini
i wanna say wtf is this kid on but i guess we know
hermione @grangerdanger
↳ replying to @deanrizzmas
wait but he's on to something why is english like this
draco | @uwuemodraco
hey guys draco malfoy popping in just to tell everyone how much i love harry NO i mean joey why does it say harry there wait stop why is it saying everything im saying HEY stop okay stop im not saying anything anymore mmmmm why is it still recording me pansy turn it off
10:47pm • 2 apr 2024
15.6k likes | 5.9k retweets
luna @lovegoodness
↳ replying to @uwuemodraco
this was recorded using the speech feature cause he claimed his fingers were flying away
ron @bloodyhellron
↳ replying to @uwuemodraco
idk how to feel about this because on one hand its actually mad funny but this is about harry and ew.
dean @deanrizzmas
↳ replying to @bloodyhellron
okay maybe log off twitter and do something else just let draco be high in peace
seamus @sesefifi69
↳ replying to @uwuemodraco
this is actually so funny wait 😭😭
hermione | @grangerdanger
i love draco i really do but anytime he's not his normal self like when he's drunk or high he's just like suddenly six times more entertaining and like will actually show everyone his personality without us like having to talk for six hours beforehand
10:52pm • 2 apr 2024
18.2k likes | 6.2k retweets
luna @lovegoodness
↳ replying to @evanslils
ive known and been friends with draco for years and years and i agree with this so much its actually awful
neville @lovegoodness
↳ replying to @grangerdanger
but yk harry is like enough emotions and makes up for draco being not at all expressive its what makes them so umm puzzle pieces fitting together type love (i want them to get together)
harry | @thechosenone
@uwuemodraco how you doin'
11:14pm • 2 apr 2024
10.4k likes | 4.8k retweets
theodore @theonotting
↳ replying to @thechosenone
stfu wannabe joey tribbiani
harry @thechosenone
↳ replying to @theonotting
SHUT UP THEODORE
draco @uwuemodraco
↳ replying to @prongs
hehehehe oh no thank you im fine... thats cool right?
pansy @parkinsonpark
↳ replying to @uwuemodraco
(that was another voice generated message but im sure that was obvious)
neville @longbottomneville
↳ replying to @theonotting
harry actually searched up "pickup lines joey uses in friends" for this
ron @bloodyhellron
↳ replying to @thechosenone
aww harry you try so hard you're just like pathetic please stop.
ginny | @ginsterweasley
hey dracoooo do you remember what we talked about last week about getting with sirius and remus cause i am still wondering whether anyone knows if sirius is single?
11:14pm • 2 apr 2024
17.6k likes | 9.1k retweets
harry @thechosenone
↳ replying to @ginsterweasley
he is not single he is literally with remus theyre together
blaise @blazinzabini
↳ replying to @ginsterweasley
draco says he does remember and the plan always stands but also he's just kidding because pansy is in the room and he doesnt want her mad at him
ginny @ginsterweasley
↳ replying to @ginsterweasley
well @siriusblack, are you single? and ready to mingle? and maybe into girls?
harry @thechosenone
↳ replying to @ginsterweasley
I SAID HE ISN'T
sirius @siriusblack
↳ replying to @ginsterweasley
sorry little red, i am actually happily together with remus (as you know im sure) and im maybe a bit too old for you
ginny @ginsterweasley
↳ replying to @siriusblack
oh well okay siri :((
theodore | @theonotting
DRACO AHAHA REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED CATCHING FEELINGS FOR HARRY AND THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING INSANE
11:52pm • 2 apr 2024
13.7k likes | 4.4k retweets
draco @uwuemodraco
↳ replying to @theonotting
okay fuck you and it was not funny i was about to check myself into a mental hospital
pansy @parkinsonpark
↳ replying to @theonotting
yeahh so he's not high anymore but he'll keep a little more personality for like the next day maybe?
dean @deanrizzmas
↳ replying to @parkinsonpark
oh so this has happened multiple times got it
YOU ARE READING
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